Have you ever seen a pic of a hot young stud leaning up against a white van, with his shirt pulled up, pants pulled down just enough to show a thick bush? Chances are, this hot young thing was at the other end of the camera from Shutterslut, the best photographer of hot young studs showing bush in the city!

Eric is a dirty little whore. A naughty, twisted, bad, bad, perverted man who needs to be severly punished (at length) by a cute, scruffy, skinny boy as soon as possible! I have seen him taking pictures of (not so)innocent boys and he needs to be reprimanded right away! Don't let him get away with this...or he'll...he'll...be happy either way.

We go waaaaay back, he'll hold his own in a conversation until a cute boy goes by- then you're on your own! If I had the negatives I'd really dish the dirt.

How many times is it possible for a girl to share a bed/tent/random sleeping space with Eric?

Perhaps only I know for sure. But both of us remain to tell tales of Festive Behavior, meals shared over the chests of strange men and the fact that he slept with me on my wedding night. No. Really. He *really* did.

All that and a bag of orange chips, everyone should be so lucky to be close to Eric. He really *is* that wonderful. Love you, you excessively orange freakmonkey.

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