I want to dub him Snarky the Evil Villain of Faire. Any faire. Doesn't matter. As long as it's Faire. Barky is a wonderful person, very funny and has such personality to make him unforgettable.

Here's you you, sir!

When I first met Barky I could tell that things between us might be a little shaky. I was there to audition for the constables and he only knew me through other people.
Well, now we have survived a faire together and neither one of us has died or even suffered major injury. That might be taken as a good sign.
Barky is a good man and a leader of men. He takes the rabble and forms us into a force to be noticed at faire. He is the sheriff and we are his mailed fist to oppresses the peasants and keep the other criminals at bay (especially yeomen).
Love the Barky or we will make you pay! I believe the going rate is 3 pence to not love him or 3 groats to love him, your choice.

This man's tits are so big, he can rest his chin on them. I've seen it. Luckily there were no sharp implements around with which to impale my eye sockets.

He has the face of a Saint... Bernard

BARKY!!

This man is one of the best street performers I've met. He is very talented with his toungue... and by that I mean spitting out Improv, of course. Get your minds out of the gutters! :D

Ben, you look fantastic as a woman. *hugs*