Who's better than Alyse to go to a bar with and pick up a 40 something year old toothless backcountry hick named Little Dick?!
She can chug a beer like a man and belch better than one!
UADK foever!
Soul sista' for life!

Alyse is one bad mofo. She smokes, she drinks, she parties like it's 1999. Honestly though, Alyse has the power of infectious laughter and is definitely the womyn you want to sit in the back of the room and make fun of everybody else with.