This'll probably make very little sense, cuz its very Chormondley-Warner...

entropygirl82: This is so much more fun than being serious all the time.
hall.terry: Not at all...being serious and sensible is an admirable way for a dashing young chap such as myself to behave. It's a sure-fire way to attract an appropriate ladyfriend. I don't suppose you know anything about knitting and kittens?
entropygirl82: Why yes... I do. Do you think I'll be able to drive one day?
hall.terry: Oh dear me no...driving is suitable only for we chaps...except those grubby working class types, of course. A motor vehicle is a very complicated beast, full of wires and gears and switches. It's far too complicated for a gentlewoman's brain. I'd stick to playing bridge and arranging cocktail parties, m'dear
entropygirl82: But... but I know about embroidery and kittens, Shouldn't that suffice? ... Oh the hell with it, I'm going to try it!
entropygirl82: 8jhg
entropygirl82: Arg... sorry
entropygirl82: Clean up aisle 3...
hall.terry: Oh dear me...I'll be thrown out of the golf club for sure if you pursue that reckless idea. Women don't drive!
entropygirl82: Oh but dear, Mrs. Watson down the street is learning to drive, surely you might let me try just once?
hall.terry: I'm sorry my sweet, but her husband is clinically insane. We voted him out of the golf club yesterday. I even heard he was considering allowing his wife to take a job that didn't involve typing or babies! You keep away from those reckless types
entropygirl82: Mrs. Watson is so nice though. Her cookies are always fresh and she's starting teaching me about something she called suffrage. Must be some new pork receipe or something scruptious. That nice Mrs. Watson would never undermine her husband by taking a job like that! Surely, she's always nice to me when I'm over.
hall.terry: Oh goodness! My poor girl, she wants you to suffer! Why would you suppose it is called suffrage? She's clearly deranged! I shall report them to the League of Anti-Golfing-And-Other-Sensible-Activities-For-Chaps Behaviour! I forbid you from seeing them again, do you hear? They only want to fill that pretty little head of yours with wild and crazy ideas, when it should rightly be filled with inventive recipes and sewing patterns. I'll hear no more about it! Leave the thinking about worldly matters to the chaps who have brains equipped to deal with such complicated matter. Now, be a dear...fetch my slippers and my pipe, and put the kettle on.

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