Hottest boi on tribe, hands down. of course you're not available, you're too pretty!
you're the type of hot that makes me want to get a sex change =P

I'm coming to make u one of my toasted egg and cheese sammich's.

Darren will ALWAYS be MY lil bro, and I'll always be his best friend #3 (chronologically speaking - he's got a girl, and a str8 one too). This one knows me unlike anyone else.. all the guilty pleasures.. the good, the bad, and the worse. 's ok tho. I still remember the sole breaking off his platforms on the dancefloor at Oasis..We go back. afterparty after afterparty. Critiquing each others old lame boy interests.. issuing tacky fashion citations at the mall. I couldn't even begin to put a number on the inside jokes I got with this ear with feet. Dare and I kno all the trape-C bithces in the nine o nine. We need to get together - poke some smot - and hit up Legends for some fried mushrooms (yummy). Seriously the most creative, optimistic, open minded, charasmatic innovator around.. with integrity like no other.. Watch out cuz this ones str8 from the L.V. (nope, it aint Vegas either). Let Joey kno he's a lucky MoFo. Luv ya kid. ~Eric~

P.S. Skirts are in the air.

Yer one of the most sweetest, easy going, open minded, charasmatic people I know.. Makes me happy to still have you as my friend after all this time.