um, i don't think so abram.... go find yourself another favorite, this one's mine!

(as if anyone could possess a pixie with moves like this and kicks like that!)

My favorite.

pure goddess.
i love you libby!

i llllooooove you. oh my goddddeesss, joo are like starfire burning and then flashingly freeze dryed and made into all sorts of powdery sparkely colorfull yumminess and sprinkled all over the world...that, by the way is fucking his (i mean)...herstory right there...libby, do you have any idea what i just came up with????holy shiznick batman....hello?..that powdery goodnes sprinkled upon the world is the anticdote to miss americas problems...the end to world peace, hunger, saddness...dooood, no more prozac thank you...we got the og shiznic right here...wow. but how do we get the glittery powder without harming you. shit...there's always a glitch when figurring out the whole world peace thing...
please send me a bottle of yo'self asap. address to be announced at a later date. muahhhhhh, rock star fish

Libby has no testimonials? What in heck are you people thinking! Well I'll write a testimonial for the wonderfullest most beautifullest shiny lovey juicy cheeky gigglehappy friend that'll knock off your little stockings cause she's got dance in her pants! Once upon a time she came into my kingdom and we danced and pranced and giggled and jiggled and made wheat grass shots together and strolled through the lovely lithia courtyard and then one day she just moved far far away. But even though she moved ever so far away from me i still send her beams of shimmering love light and i hope to see her again once upon a time. And when i do you know what i'll say? "LibbyLou, WhipdeeDoo!!!" Love Libby, there's nothing else to do.