Once, when he was wearing a short skirt on a windy day, I got a brief glimpse of "Thor's Hammer".

I am a mormon thanks to his visit to my small mexican village. He was on his missionary work and I was a sexually confused catholic altar boy. I told him if he showed how to "Love" i would follow him everywhere. He showed me the way.

"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"

He's the King of Cats and Thunder.