March 15, 2008
Roejiff is like Sir Ben Kingsley: He is a Sexy Beast!
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Bad advice on any subject,
Buddies jerking off together,
Cads, Scoundrels and Charming Ladies,
dumpster sex,
EVERYTHING CENSORED,
Funky Talkers Dirty Walkers,
Heated Debate,
Lee Przybylowicz has a tiny dick!,
Masturbation,
Merry & Evil Pranksters,
Nasty Ass Public Tribe,
Philly Songwriters,
Songwriter's showcase,
STOP TRIBE CENSORSHIP!!,
The Clarence J. Boddicker Tribe,
March 11, 2008
Roejiff is a hawt ass sity boy! Woohoo! I jus wanna yank thos handl bars an ride im like a pig!
February 25, 2008
Roejiff a crazy ass nigga, son!
February 14, 2008
The first time I met Roejiff, he gave me a dozen roses, then puked on them. I can say, at best, that he is an interesting fellow. My life has definitely been enriched since he started taking regular dumps on my lawn. Roejiff is a musical talent, but sometimes I wish he would just fade away from the lime light, then go away in a dark corner, do some heroin, and then move to Nebraska.
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Making his musical breakthrough in the now-legendary band, "Slumpy", this amazing artist added a note of refinement to the somewhat shoddy sound of the early "Slumpy" line up. His musicianship and backing vocals took "Slumpy" in a different direction than their front man and founder, JoJo Slumpy, had originally intended. It is perhaps this conflicting vision that sealed the fate of the band. They broke up during the height of their success, with angry band members each seeking new solo careers. Striking off on his own, Roejiff started the little-known freeform musical group, "Wudniper Jazz Ensemble" during a fit of artistic wanderlust. He left the band before their first album was recorded, but not without leaving his own signature mark on the band's sound forever. Next came a series of ill-fated stints playing with various bands, including guitar duties for metal giants such as "Impulsive Sabbath" and "Avenging Sorcerer", as well as other instrumental roles in relatively unknown bands like "Tobus and the Jerkfaces" and "Creamy Charlie". However, it was not until he signed on as lead vocalist for "The Imperial Sex Merchants" - whose lyrics and songs were all written by an anonymous former Motown superstar - that Roejiff realized that he needed to find a way to let his own unique musical vision shine through, without interference from other artists. He bid adieu to "The Imperial Sex Merchants" and vanished form the spotlight for five years, emerging now from places unknown with his latest effort, the awesome solo act that is "Roejiff".
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TURTLE POOP
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 2:51 PM
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by Roejiff ------------------------ Turtle soup, made with turtle poop Rub it on your chest, that sexy goop Rub it on your groin until its hard and long Rub it in your ass while you sing this song... TURTLE POOP MY FAVORITE THING TURTLE POOP OF THIS I SING Feces so warm, in sturdy reptile pellets Bottle it up and go out and sell it Turtle poop, used as a lube Pawning it off on the local rubes TURTLE POOP MY FAVORITE THING TURTLE POOP OF THIS I SING
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