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Despite my name, I am actually a moderate left-of-center girl. That Woman just thought it would be hilarious to name me after a murderous fascist dictator. Just because a girl is sporting a little 'stache. Yes. Ha ha indeed. I recently moved to a scary new house. It's no longer quite as terrifying as it used to be. I've learned that the basement is full of musical instruments, random furniture and other shit I can fuck up, so I just love it and spend as much time as I can down there until That Woman brings me upstairs for Torture, aka meals. Eric, my stupid orange brother, is still with me. I have mixed feelings about this. He's a cretin and he has a disturbing tendency to pounce on me for no good reason, but at least he's familiar. And My Man finally moved in with us! How I love him. Not quite enough to abandon the basement, but I'll roll on my back and let him pet my belly and follow him around if he's doing laundry or whatever.