Male

Oh for feck sake! *sigh* I'm great and stuff (just like everyone else on the internet), blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm sooooooo supa sexy (just like everyone else on the internet). Woot woot! I have nice breasts for a man (this distinguishes me from half of the people on the internet). Nice teeth, fresh breath...a class act all the way (this distinguishes me from the other half of the people on the internet).
I love music. If I were to become deaf, I would expect one of my bandmates to put a round in the back of my skull, tut sweet. I also like writing. I've been divorced a lot. I like long walks on the beach, kittens and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...spray.
I like to play a guitar that has the destructive power of a jack hammer and the affect of the words "I love you" being whispered in one's ear by a limbless lover.
I like to rock to the point of collapse. Not so much like the folding of a card table's legs under the weight of a heavily glazed Christmas ham, but more like an egg crushed in the filthy hand of a meth addicted truck driver.
Oh...a close shave is the bounty of God. Keep the edge up.