fucky...

how this gurly lights up a room, huh?

sparklez n' shinez

and she likes the use of the word fucky!

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay So-Ra-Ya Fucker Paaaaaaaaaaants

Happy birthday to you......

*bend over baby*

The girl rocks the ass of people who don't even know her.

What? You say she doesn't rock your ass? Don't make me go all alpha orangutang on your ass. SHE ROCKS YOUR ASS. I have a banana, mothereffer, and the only lube I got is time, so SHE ROCKS YOUR ASS.

Seriously though, anyone who'll put up with a 6'5" hairless simian for six days in the desert in an orange jumpsuit rocks your ass. That and she's making kickass cider. So there.

Did I mention she ROCKS YOUR ASS?

i love her...not in the same way that a cat loves catnip, or that a fat kid loves cake..but in the way that an ice cream loves its cone.

Soraya said she found my A.D.D at criticalmassive but now she says she can't find it. I didn't even know it was gone. Asstounding.

Anyone who shares an intense desire for yohitos is good with m- ooh look! blinky lights!