I walk into a convenience store wearing my pink and white superfuzzy playa vest. The clerk says, "How many muppets were killed to make that jacket?" I say, "You're not a Muppetarian, are you?" He replies, "As a matter of fact, I am. And I'm still distraught that Jim Hensen died." I paid for my soda and left, pondering the faux fur fad and the sad fate of muppets.
"It was 3am, we were leaving the Tiki bar, and my girlfriend said, "I'm okay to drive". And I replied, "You may be able to drive, Babe, but I can't RIDE"."
Laura aka Karen
"Those zombies really need to get a life."
Geoff
"I would have learned a lot in high school, if I had taken my headphones off."
Morgan
"Wouldn't you rather come over and watch Pillow Talk?"
Dexter Day
"Pick up the pace, Buttercup!"
Morgan, to Dexter
"Hey, we're ALL girls here!"
Dexter to Jamie, Morgan, Marsea and Tara
