Male

61

Picture me as a quiet extrovert, who is an optimistic pessimist. Full ego and body massage upon request. Most confortable in formal clothing optional attire. And I'm seriously funny, hilariously solemn, and irreverently spiritual.

My match will find the gate key on the other side of the looking glass.

I see the glass half empty but I know there will be a waiter filling it any moment.

Had the Almighty intended for us to swim with clothes on, we would have been born in Speedos.

I'll be glad to think outside the box...how big is it?

When was the last time you kissed the sky?

Last time I had a reaLLy good sandwich was with two beautiful women in the desert...sadly, it was only a mirage a trois.