Kurt owns several sequined jumpsuits in various colors with large collars and big, gold belt buckles. All of them are crotchless.

I taught him everything he knows, but he puts it to good use. I think he's Mom's favorite.

But seriously folks I love Kurt.I look fondly back on Our mass murder spree years back. We were never caught and his wise counsel led us to stop before we were caught. We have since led constructive lives with the occasional killing for old times sake. His Butt Hairs are curly.

he's my loofah.

kurt is one of the funniest people i know. i mean look at him; he even looks like a cartoon character. oh, and he has a big dick, but you didn't hear that from me.