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oh the NAUGHTY things I have been up to...

CaptainErotica — Fri, 30 May 2008 02:09:36 GMT

this may be among the longest breaks I have taken from blogging in my whatever number of years it's been for this blog... but the days have been too FILLED with adventures lately to even find the time to write about them plus.. it's good to take a break every now and then... even if it comes right after already kinda taking a break still....i feel the itch coming on to share some of the stories of the adventures I have been living recently... thus, consider this an appetizer just before the feast.... ~namaste~

holy amazing day....

CaptainErotica — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:10:50 GMT

wow that was super fun had a cute slave over today she cleaned the kitchen and bathroom from top to bottom did some errands for and with me dusted the floor by the stairs took out the recycling all the while naked in her collar it was lots of fun... sometimes I look at my life and I am simply amazed at how it has been... I am supremely grateful and now my sweet love is on her way home and we get to go to a four day weekend in Ashland oregon first we are going up to see a shakespeare play tomorrow night then we camp out at hotsprings friday night after the play then saturday we will play co-ed ultimate frisbee with a group of fun new friends sat night we get to party on a pirate ship and camp again at the hotsprings sunday we play until our team either gets knocked out or wins and then we head to the TRESORT!! www.treehouses.com dude this place is AMAZING!!!! we wake up monday...ride the zipline and then drive home in time to have an audition at our house by a super hottie who wants to work for our new company... WOW - this is going to be one super cool weekend I am so enormously in love with my girl monikathena that my heart is crashing against my ribs... Life is good...deep abundance...deep love... Hoping you are crafting amazing adventures just like mine only special and amazing to you in the ways you you love most... ~Namaste~ Captain Erotica

the answer to an age old question

CaptainErotica — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:43:12 GMT

(my mom sent me this) WHO IS JACK SCHITT?? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement t in t he newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt (ok so the photo has nothing to do with the blog...but what was I going to do....post a piece of shit??)

199 free downloads left...flogger video clip

CaptainErotica — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:01:57 GMT

http://www.yousendit.com/download/b1NLakl1Z2p3NUkwTVE9PQ watch me try out these two new amazing floggers ...you download the file rather than viewing it online I am trying this thing yousendit that my dad had showed me awhile back... so this is just a test video made real quick... enjoy~

Moop or Asses - A vote....

CaptainErotica — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:31:41 GMT

It has been brought to my attention that a certain reader is of the opinion that it is possible to catagorize my blogs under two broad headings: ASSES and MOOP while I certainly take no umbrage with this perspective...it did cause me to become curious Thus, Today I am asking readers to vote weather they think that my blogs are more frequently about ASSES http://people.tribe.net/captainerotica/blog/1b313641-53d7-44f2-8e29-4cfda9eb2d5c or MOOP http://people.tribe.net/captainerotica/blog/15d021cb-c6f3-4b62-859e-1608b264aaa1 I am also curious if perhaps anyone would like to suggest any OTHER categories that might be applied to the subject matter of my blogs. in addition to ASSES and MOOP I can think of a couple myself of course...but I am curious what you guys have to say...

we zoom in on captain erotica

CaptainErotica — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:42:50 GMT

and find him getting some serious head on the highway... it's nighttime she was very eager...but he made her wait til they were actually ON the highway until he slipped down his soft cotton shorts squirming to arrange seatbelt (saftey first) and contort herself for optimal oral swaddling, she does a cute little dance with her hips over there in the passenger chair... there is a center console to be navigated (thank you oh great car designers for thinking more about our mix-tapes, loose change and odd pens, ipods, sunglesses etc....than our need for oral sex while driving) the lights from the other cars have a smooth glow to them captain erotica removes his hand from ruffling her beautiful waves of hair in order to click on the music...some sweet bassnectar enhances the experience driving just a little above the speed limit, C. Erotica divides his attentions between the focus required by driving and the delicate saturation happening down in his lap his mind is relaxed....his body is relaxed after an afternoon hike with some of the best of friends... it had been a day of purple flowers....walking along the trails in the hills of new almaden, peeking out at him from the green shoots and their ancestral straws, purple everywhere along the way... cyanothis, lupin, rosemary, iris, all purples... they climb up on the rim of dirt and scoot a few feet into the entrance of a long ago closed off mercury mine... the entrance is poked by that giant purple phallus flower that he can never remember the name for... another purple phallus, not-perhaps so giant, is poking into a rather more liquid and sanguine tunnle entrance, this one not closed off at all... The Captain meditates on the skill of his lover... The highway rolls on by....

infinate renewable energy ... tap in...

CaptainErotica — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:32:03 GMT

@ anytime tap in whenever you want... drink from the sun's energy...even when it is on the other side of the world...it's rays permeate us always... they flow through the world, weaving it together particles bouncing off of everything in a blinding storm that illuminates the illusions.. it's a constant source of life...light and ENERGY!!! so if you are feeling low energy you can always find the core by reaching out to the sun... in my belief- every human has the right to be ENERGIZED...there is a constant flow to our world TAP IN>>> http://stereo.gsfc.nasa.gov/img/spaceweather/movies/96_01seq_new.mov

when you are in The Shit...remember....

CaptainErotica — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:55:44 GMT

almost every time we get into some negative shit... whatever it is ... a challenge a misunderstanding an argument a battle an overwhelming wave... it seems to me that at some point in the future AFTER we are out of The Shit... we usually find something that moves us forward in our understanding of either ourselves or life... or other people in our lives... you know looking back we say things like "wow that sucked at the time but now I know ________" or "because of (insert random crappy thing that happened) I ened up meeting _____ and _____ing them for years" so this is just a reminder ... from someone who just went through Some Shit and is now looking back at the situation after wiping my eyes with moistened toilet paper it can be helpful to remember that each conflagration will have a phoenix effect every tribulation will yield a harvest I expect so if you are IN The Shit consider this blog an invective to take a Deep Breath reach out to your future self and dig on their calm... relish the thought that there will be some golden nugget of juicy widsom love waiting for you to enjoy on the other side of The Shit this reminder has been brought to you by the forces of Calm, Harmony and the letter Q

~Instant Urban Cacti Rescue Squad~

CaptainErotica — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:36:53 GMT

hot day... people out everywhere on the block...passing each other with little regard and zero interaction, save for the intricate ballet of collision avoidance threading along the cement dancefloor of the sidewalk I'm walking along on the way back from the bank and a quick salad reading the paper. I almost bump into a tall woman who is oblivious on her cell phone. "Friggin people on their cell phone's" I start to think...then I realize that I was reading the paper and was at least 50% at fault for our almost collision. SO I lower the paper and attempt to keep an eye on the flow coming towards me. I see a small, 60-something blind lady cruising directly at me as she passes before a flower shop. The flowershop guy has set out a lovely little display of his wares on small very un-blind-person-friendly tables which stick out in a languid cluster in front of the store. To some they might appear to be a pretty arrangement of flora, but to my eye, as seen through the imagined perspective of the blind person as seen psychically via their Third (and presumably un-blind) Eye…they are like a gang of thugs waiting to trip her up in some fashion. She is super adept with her tapping tool however and avoids almost the entire group, til just at the end of the storefront her leg nudges a small table. She hesitates ever so slightly but there is no major crashing sound and thus she moves on. However both myself and another woman notice that the orchids on the table have flopped over a bit and the medium sized cactus has taken a gainer off the back of the table. Here’s when something fun happens. BOTH myself and this other woman who had been walking in front of me LEAP into action. Converging on the little table like a group of S.W.A.T rapellers going down the face of that building in The Blues Brothers going Hut-Hut-Hut…we wordlessly take up the causes of the various injured vegetable friends. She helps the fragile orchids from the frontside of the table, while I go behind to pick up Mr. Cactus. The woman utters a slightly startled “oh…” when she sees what I am doing and then… She THANKS me…so of course I THANK her…and we exchange a shy excited smile like two fireman from different companies responding to the same emergency. A few deft flicks of the wrist get most of the soil back into cactus pot, which I turn and take into the shop, looking over my shoulder one last time at my fellow rescuer, glad for the connection eddy we had created in the stream of 24th st. I stride to the back and tell the shop owner. “ This poor little fella took a dive when a nice little blind lady bumped his table sir.” “Why…” he says, also startled, BIG grin “That’s so very kind of you…” I place the cactus on his worktable. “No problem Sir.” I say “You may wanna run a broom over that walk out there” And with a chipper nod I am back out the door…. As I continue on my way home, I feel a slight thrill from that little slice of community we shared…me and my fellow Instant Urban Cacti Rescue Squad Member…

What do Flakes, Hemorrhoids and the Dead Sea Scrolls have in common?

CaptainErotica — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:18:20 GMT

Captain Erotica's day today... that's what... I'll bet those three things have never been discussed in one sitting before... 1-Flakes- I am auditioning people for the current business expansion I am undertaking. The auditions are for people to work with me as professional submissives. I have about a 25% flake factor when it comes to women following through on their word to show up. I don't mind at all if someone changes their desire to audition or even if something comes up...but to not call and just no-show is Laaaame and totally wastes my time. Today's flake takes the flake-cake. She was very fired up to audition. Had done some pro-submissive work in films in LA. Just moved up here a few weeks ago, living in santa rosa. At first she was among the most excellent of candidates in terms of her communication. She responded via email, follow up with her photo and then scheduled the audition for 11AM today. On top of that she called to confirm yesterday (which is pretty rare) and got the directions (which are totally easy - you come over the GG bridge and make two turns to get to my house) so she seemed SUPER on top of it. This morning she calls me at 933Am. "Hi, I am on Divisidero, am I going the right way?" "Yes you are, however you are scheduled for 11AM so you are going to have some time to pass before I am ready for you." "Oh, that's cool" she says. "Great" I replied "You'll be in my neighborhood in about 10 min, there are tons of cafe's and places to chill or shop or have food on my block. If it turns out I am ready before 11AM I will give you a call." "OK cool see you in an hour or so..." she says brightly. So Captain Erotica kicks into "getting-ready-for-audition" mode....Which means getting the kitchen spotless (that's where the verbal get-to-know-you part of the audition takes place) as well as straightening my playspace and getting it squared away. My housemates had left the kitchen pretty untidy so it took a minute to get how I wanted it. Then I hopped in the shower and finally got the playspace all set. 10:53AM - All set and ready to go. The phone rings, it's my buddy...We talk for a few min and then I say.. hey I have to call this woman and let her know that our doorbell is broken and she can come right in. 10:58 I call her. No answer. 11:03 I call her. No answer. Perhaps her phone gets no reception. So I go downstairs to see if she is on the stoop. Nope. 11:10 Phone Rings- It's her. "Hi. Are you out front." "No" "Oh where are you?" I ask... "I went back to santa rosa." "What??? why???" I inquire "I had a hard time finding parking." "Excuse me?" I am very confused. "I have a very nice car and I am kinda anal about leaving it." "I live in a very nice neighborhood, with tons of shops, I'm across from a Church fer christ's sake (pardon the pun). What are you talking about?" "I got down there and I just didn't like the parking situation so I drove back here." "Let me get this straight" I am really annoyed at this point, but keeping my professional cool " You drove an hour down here, were early, didn't like the parking and then LEFT???" "Yeah I am very anal about my car....sorry" "Look R----- I have to say, this is extremely unprofessional of you. I cannot understand how you can't park your car in one of the nicest parts of one of the biggest cities in America. Furthermore, why did you not think to CALL ME to let me know you went home. I just spent the last hour getting things set for your audition and you don't even have the courtesy to let me know you are not going to show up? This is ridiculous and a total waste of my time. There is no way you can work for me, you are cute, but clearly you do not know how to handle yourself in a professional situation. Please allow me to educate you that in the future if you change your mind, which is totally ok, to call the person and let them know...." ~~~~~~~~~~~I know I know - it sounds fishy- like she got cold feet or something- which, again, is ok, I know this is not an orthodox situation...but it was sooo weird for someone to be SOOO on top of their communication and then no-show due to THEIR CAR>???? weird 2- Hemorrhoids - the last 5 weeks I have been enduring some pretty trippy shit with regards to my ass... specifically my assHOLE... specifically the arteries in my asshole... It's not lost on me that as someone who likes to cause pain in peoples asses through all the various flaggleation arts, that this is a bit of payback in some form... but let me tell you that it SUCKS!!!! Having a hemorrhoid flare up has many potential causes. In my case it is a combo of genetic propensity combined with being dehydrated, eating too much pizza and reading on the toilet... So I have changed my diet, tried witch hazel, sitzbaths, cremes, water water and more water, sitting less and not reading on the toilet... At one point I was even considering a surgical procedure due to the amazing intense pain. If you have not ever had this condition....the best way to describe it is imagine someone sticking a hot hot needle into the flesh of your anus and sort of moving it around to cause further irritation... Suffice to say it sucks super bad, and does not make for a very happy erotic superhero....(perhaps hemorrhoids are my kryptonite) At long last they are finally settling down again and I am slowly become less insanely maddened by what was an all day long painful irritation that ranged from the white-hot needle style to the more vague itchy irritation factor... UGH... So take it from me... Drink water, don't read on the toilet and try to avoid eating too much food that is hard to digest and thus makes your Bm's more strenuous than need be... For more important medical info - go here www.allsp.com Season: 5 Episode: 6 Cartmanland - FullScreen 3- The dead sea scrolls As a result of both the flaky submissive no-showing AND the easing of my Hemorrhoid pain... I get to accompany my friends to go see the Dead Sea Scrolls... I'll report back on those later... Hoping your life is not full of flakes or pain and IS filled with friends and ancient wisdom CE PS here is a picture of my ass- to add to the story...

look how friggin CUTE this goddess is....

CaptainErotica — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:35:45 GMT

one of my "picture is worth a 1000 words" blogs... for your visual pleasure.... PS... I am crazy in love... not just cuz of how cute she is OR due to her absurdly rockin body but look into that smile...those eyes... sheesh.... I am very very very thankful....

somewhere over under and inside the rainbow....

CaptainErotica — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:59:35 GMT

lately I keep thinking rainy thoughts: "awww tribe is dying..." or "awww darn, after 6 years, my blog is dying" but then I remember - that my blog and tribe are just conduits for energy, like a rainbow after the rain... they are a portal through the aetheric planes wherein I have been blessed to share bursts of energy, enthusiasm, story, wisdom, foolishness (especially foolishness), inspiration, scintillating erotic adventures and any number of personal insights about life based upon my own experiences.... so even if tribe dies or I stop blogging or whatever... it's all part of life... and so far, this weird little window that opens into your lives has been an amazing blessing, for me and many others so I am overcoming my recent blogblock and there are a mighty number of adventures to catch up with sharing... stay tuned...

do something special or magical for someone you love

CaptainErotica — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:08:43 GMT

I wake up every day next to the brightest most glowing blue eyes you ever did see.... Blinking sleepily over at me from the nestled black silk of her pillowcase.... Looking up at me from a cozy spot on my chest... These times of just focus on pure love and being present with each other are blissful to me... I adore them... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the spirit of love I encourage you to do something special or magical for someone you love... what might that be? ~it can be a little present of some kind... like I came home with a cute new hoodie for my girl after noticing that some of her best ones were a bit past their prime... nothing major...and not that physical goods are the only source of bringing a smile to someone's face ~or you might help them in a quest that they have going in their life...in my case I helped my sweetie by arranging for her to hang out with a woman that I knew that she liked and wanted to get to know better... So I got the woman's phone number and next thing you know the two of them are new friends~ =) ~leaving cute little notes... getting a card for no occasion except to expressssssssssss your love ~give your partner/lover/playmate MORE oral sex... yes even more than you do now...(ok ok not everyone loves it but if your PLP does then do it MORE) ~take your P/L/P to someplace they have never been ~schedule an adventure for several months from now ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ how about you guys? got any suggestions or stories you want to share>?

what an honor....

CaptainErotica — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:32:49 GMT

Date Mon, March 31, 2008 - 10:50 PM Subject Humble Request for Flogger Input Message Greetings Captain Erotica, I am quite impressed with what I have read about you from other members and we seem to have similar interests as I am a Reiki practitioner in addition to my true gift in bringing wood to life and life to wood. We would love to have some our humble floggers tested by such a master. We are due to exhibit at DomCon in LA this May and don't want to be unpleasantly surprised if our designs or leather choices miss the mark entirely. If interested, please visit ~~~~~ then ping me back here or at ~~~~~~ and I will see about getting you some samples. All we would ask is that we receive honest feedback both from you and the person inside the lucky bottom that receives their energy. Images would be appreciated, but not obligatory. C~~~~ Q~~~~ of Good Vibrations helped us to get our concept off the ground and we are hoping you can help us further perfect our sculptural gifts of life. Cheers

OK!!!!! No F@#$ing Kidding

CaptainErotica — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:48:26 GMT

I am really deadly serious right now no joking... I could not mean this more IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO MANIFEST IN YOUR LIFE JUST GO FOR IT>>> lessons recently imparted unto me have taught me repeatedly over and over the absurd value of just CLEARLY STATING WHAT YOU WANT to the people, places, activities and things in your life things do not always manifest right away but the clearer you are and the braver you are the more amazing your results will be LIFE IS SHORT- we've heard that one a zillion times now... but it does not make it any less true so grab your own bullshit by the horns light a big fat burning man sized fire under your own ass leap over all the buildings even if it takes you several bounds you CAN fly little bird, big bird told us so (at least those of us lucky enough to watch him) the zen koan has the answer written all over its face The Secret is behind your back AND under your nose Take a big sniff Grab a fat whiff Get your life smokin Like a Giant Spliff there is a deep deep river of energy that flows within the world you may tap this Source @ anytime from anyplace in any situation feel that your feet are in the river right now know that your belly is floating along too as are your genitals (heh I said genitals) the water is flowing through your solar plexus it swims in all the valves of your hearts bubbles of it's frothy waves dribble down your chinny chin chin clear, bright liquid enhances the vision of your eyes inside and out while all the hairs on the tip of your crown shimmy to the motion of the potion in this one connection we all share if we open up it is always there so no matter what you feel you are here to do let The Force flow through you your creations will coalesce the fruition of your intention making love with the universe get your jam on...

if you could transport anyone, anywhere for four hours

CaptainErotica — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:50:23 GMT

who would you pick where would you send them?

Who Cares What Life is About....

CaptainErotica — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:21:49 GMT

At least we have really super fine asses in the world.... I mean that's just for me... everyone has lots of things that inspire them and balance out the strange sufferations of life's rollercoaster... So my list is long... but surely near the top (Pardon me if you find this crass) Is the ultra mega make-you-drop Super sweet curve of a perfect ass... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How about you? What's near the top of YOUR list of things that balance our the strange sufferations of life's rollercoaster? Hmmmm?

what do you think life is about?

CaptainErotica — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:06:23 GMT

todays inquiry is regarding the nature of life itself... Is life A- a massive test where we strive to increase our goodness as part of a collective push towards a better world? B- a dream C- a splintering of all reality into a myriad of forms which leads to a general sensation of suffering, seperation and the desire to "love" or reunite with other parts of the larger Self? D- an illusion E- Fill in your own anwer....

sometimes....

CaptainErotica — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:46:14 GMT

it's good to just go..... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

auditions for professional submissive work

CaptainErotica — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:17:35 GMT

You are among the applicants whom I would like to have audition for a spot working with me. The audition process is fairly simple: ~~An hour long verbal interview This is an interview both ways where you are encouraged to ask me as many questions as you would like. ~~ 30 min session with me to test your skill as a submissive. This is a very low level session where we will sketch through a scene, discussing each activity as we test it lightly. You will be given a safe word for this session and very strict boundaries will be pre-established. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Should you pass the audition and come to be one of the submissives who work for me then you will be asked to: ~~Attend a photo shoot (photos to be used for web marketing purposes for this business only) ~~Attend 1-3 training sessions prior to your first gig The Interview and Practice sessions are to occur in my flat in noe valley. A very safe neighborhood of SF which is quite easy to find. The work sessions will happen at Clients residences, Upscale Hotels, Corporate offices and private kinky play spaces in the bay area. My services are marketed towards more upscale clients. My references are available online here: http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/template/HomeTestimonials.vm My photo album will allow you to see many photos of me at work/play. http://people.tribe.net/captainerotica/photos You may contact either my slave K at 415-*******( (slave K is my private and not professional slave, however she can attest to my skill and style as a dominant) Or you may also contact my partner/lover Athena – . I am holding auditions this week on Thu/Wed/Th and Sat during the daytime, as well as Wed evening. Please provide me with your schedule of availability so that I may schedule your audition. Should you have any questions, about either the work or the audition, please feel free to ask them. At all times, your comfort and safety will be of my concern and awareness. I look forward to hearing about your schedule and to meeting in you in person sometime soon. ~ Captain Erotica

International Erotic Superhero

CaptainErotica — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:24:12 GMT

I just love these kinds of letters... These sorts of letters are what make it worth my while to spend so many many hours working on Adoration... Which, speaking of...I plan on ramping that up pretty hard here soon... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Date Mon, March 17, 2008 - 8:41 AM Subject From cosmo Message Yo Capt E Hangin here in Goa India havin a nice winter on the beach. Been over a year since in the states and no plan to return, but I miss the burn and all yall. Just wanted to pass along a meeting with a fine young lass that enjoyed the "Sensual Party" during(opposite) the CT party, which I'm sure you were hosting. She said she arrived early and left late and had the best time of the whole Burn at your engagement. Keep the spirit, yo!! Also met a woman named ~~~~ from Sebastapol(Otter Camp) that said she had been flogged by you at some point along the way, so your getting an international exposure and following here on the other side of the world.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

CaptainErotica — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:09:19 GMT

freaking out happy... it's just ridiculous an overabundance of yum... a concise eruption of scintillating treasures mixing it up, pouring it out...letting positivity transmogrify doubt going for it... busting a moving...spracking some air getting in the groove...

Dreams are REAL

CaptainErotica — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:13:54 GMT

ok that does it... after last night.. I am 100% convinced that dreams are real.... not real in that they are literally real and everything that happens there applies directly to or is a direct reflection of the non-dreaming, or waking life (ps see that movie WAKING LIFE if you have not (though I would be that 99% of the people who read my blog have see it already) rather real in that they ARE a real experience that we have where we are ACTUALLY engaging other energies in the universe.... this means that when you see your friend Mr. Fish hunting for his cat, while directing a play in an outdoor theatre, in YOUR dream... HE is dreaming about hunting for his cat while directing a play in a theatre that looks like a house with no walls since DreamTime does not work in the same way as WakingTime, it is possible for all persons to dream about whatever they need to process in the course of an evening, while still having enough time to take part in OTHER peoples dreams, either as a cameo or a major role... In dreams we are enlightened enough to know that things are impermanent...thus no matter what happens we keep going.. Sure we wake up sometimes or even run away from the scary monster...but generally speaking, most of us dream in ways that have us KEEP MOVING through the experience of the dream...and though we can feel the same emotions in dreams that we do in waking life, we tend to move through them in a way that seems somehow less impactful than our waking world... some might argue that this comes from the fact that dreams are NOT REAL... I beg to differ... Somewhere in time we are ALL enlightened... WE ALL know that we are part of something larger that EVERYONE is connected too... I believe, moreso than ever today, that dreams are a place where our daytimeself and our future enlightened self are able to blend together to work on the issues at hand in our development, both individually and collectively ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always paid attention to dreams....I've lucid dreamed my whole life and I remember dreams dreams to an absurd level.. not just dreams I had last night...or even last month... I can specifically remember many many details from dreams that I have had throughout my whole lifetime... I am choosing to not go into the specifics of my dreams last night... in terms of plot or character specifics But.. I did experience concious, concurrent lucid dreaming with my partner of a very trippy kind... The kind only explainable by the dreamworld being a real place where actual dynamic interactions take place... So I call upon you today to consider the fact that DREAMS might be more real than you think... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> OK OK one cool specific thing that happened last night was I got on this new kind of airplane that took off from a tower already in the air and while I was on it, it turned into a ski lift.. I was going snowboarding...but I had no snowboard and then I was going along this really beautiful mountain scene... up and along and into this village and eventually the lift went into a house and down a hall and around a corner and deposited me in the hallway where I found my family... weird... That was not the concurrent part but it was among the most epic, beautiful and cool parts of last nights dreams...

what advice do you have ....

CaptainErotica — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:03:32 GMT

for someone who is traveling through the realms of Ego, over The Selfless mountains and into the land of Ultimate love? just curious....whatcha got to say... I know of someone on this quest and would like for them to benefit from the wisdom that aggregates betimes in this small little pool of the net.... Mind you, this being is doing an AMAZING job on their quest so this is not the emergency basic level 101 advice I am seeking... but rather, more Jedi-level sublime hints and pointings for a worthy bodhisattva who is deep in the matrixgame as we speak... so proffer forth your yummy tastings my most delicious readers of Blogrottica

frozen guttersludge<~>mocking letterbags

CaptainErotica — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:57:35 GMT

two snippets from today in Boston ~ I head up to the roof to clean my brothers gutters. As many of you may recall, my brother matt was in a horrible plane crash about 5 months ago. For those who missed it, in brief, he fell 150 feet from the sky in a small plane and not only lived to tell about it, sustained no brain or organ damage at all, but many major lacerations and broken bones...mind you this happened to him exactly one month to the day after our father passed from this world AND only 6 months into being a father himself for the first time. Amazingly his only lasting damage has been some minor nerve action in his hands, but he just had another surgury to fix that and eventually that is likely to fade as well. So suffice to say he is luckily beyond belief to be here, in fact the lucky little dude is kicking it this week in Jamaica to celebrate his second wedding anniversary, so he's well along the road to comeback. However, things like climbing up on the roof to clean the gutters is not advised just yet...and as I had an extra day visitng here after he and his amazing spouse left for their trip...I went up top to check things out and give them a cleaning. The roof was in shadow as I crouched next to the edge and looked into the gutter. Looked pretty clean overall, about a third full of leaves, twigs and pine needles. I grasped a few leaves between my gloved fingers and pulled. They didn't budge at all. I poked at the bottom of the trough. It was frozen solid. DUH...I reflected for a moment...Ah Crap...You go to try and do some good and look what happens...Crappy... I took a deep breath and looked down the length of the roofline, noticing again that while this end was in the shade, as was most of the roof, the far corner held a nice hot cup of sunshine down at the other end of the shingles. I rose and walked calmly to the other end, holding my garbage bag in one hand. Down on the far corner I again crouched to give it a second try... This time I noticed a recent innovation in gutter technology that I had not yet become acquainted with...The Gutter Downspout Top Hole Mesh Plug, a device some clever monkey had made out of a few inches of metal wire mesh, rolled into a cone that fit into the gutter's Downspout such that it permitted water to pass, but not leaves, sticks and pine needles (sic) Experimentally my hand pulled at this plug. Instantly I was rewarded as the plug pulled out with a nice foot long wedge of Ice, leaves, sticks and pine-needles. SWEET....I realized that this might present a solution, so I pushed on the exposed quarter inch of ice down in the gutter and POP , up popped a second piece of frozen guttersludge, this one was TWO feet long... and thus I made my merry way down the length of the rooftop, poking at the edge as it was exposed, and prying up the next chunk....Sure I had a few times when it got hard and once when it seemed like the ice had gotten too thin to peel up ...but in the end I found myself back down at the original corner, the gutter clean and ready to be fitted with the new covering I had bought for that purpose... Ironically the frozen factor made this the quickest and cleanest cleansing of a gutter I had ever experienced... Once again this was a great reminder not to be disheartened when faced with challenges, but to keep at it if possible and make your intentions come to fruition, even when things seem frozen...Sometimes things will turn out better than you could have ever imagined. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later on that same day finds me in a scrabble contest with my mom and athena...both intrepid scrabble foes... After reaching in and getting yet another pair of vowels to add to the three I already had on my plate...I made a smart ass comment about the letter bag... "Oh that should be the title of a book " says my mom... I grabbed the scoresheet and wrote the following poem: (sometimes) The Bag Mocks You Oh to crave A consonant Like a garden Craves a Trowel But the Laughter Is quite resonant When your hand Pulls out another vowel E and A and I and O and You and sometimes WHY??????? One wants to scream... yet Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily The Game is but A Dream... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ speaking of dreams... nighty night from the east coast home to the west tomorrow....yay!