Matt opened me up to a lot of really great things like burningman, drugs, cheese, and sex. There are few people out there as intensely kind and generous as Matt, just make sure he doesn't burn the toast...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for matt.

Matt is one of the world's most nefarious tool fiends. He can be found hiding in dark shipping containers building crazy projects that few understand. For a beer, he'll do almost anything -- from welding bicycle parts and misplaced van seats together to make a mobile living room, to constructing strange tank-like destruction machines that he rides on himself, cackling like a mad scientist.

He is a master of disguises. At a word, he can drop is typically cheerful and soft-spoken demeanor, and start babbling in the chopped sentences of a drug-addled journalist.

Beware. He is still on the loose!