goddamn

what the vegas?

CDC — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:25:39 GMT

let's play caleb's first time in Las Vegas...........give me what you got. I want lucky numbers, winning combos, strategies, scams, voodoo and or intuition for winning money. i will try as many request as possible and split the winnings fity\fity if one works out. however, if you give me a losing technique you will have to split the bill fity/fity. c'mon who wants to vicariously gamble with me in an online-ish manner? green sand, CC

LA bitchez'

CDC — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:23:30 GMT

i'll be in LA all week if anyone has time in their busy schedual give me a call 831 234 0994

burning man got you down?

CDC — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:36:11 GMT

did your burning man not live up to your friends stories from last year? can you tell your mom everything that happened to you this year? do you remember everything that happened on the playa this time? that's because burning man was in retrograde this year. it happens every four to five burns, depending on weather it's a leap year or not. better luck next year and stop appologizing.

i quit!!

CDC — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:50:58 GMT

need a ticket to playa.......any one?.......hello?..........dang!

sun sets at midnight

CDC — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 20:33:23 GMT

day one in the yukon was a long one. chatting, drinking, and whatever else-ing, i was feeling sleepy before dark. confused and wasted i looked at the clock and it was 12 am!! we are so lucky this doesn't happen in the bay or else our summers would be way more messy. good bye moon tribe, hello suntribe. miss you all. i'll see you in feb 2007. me cc

tag, this is gay!!

CDC — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 22:31:59 GMT

i don't play raver internet secret telling games. don't be dissappionted when i don't respond. GET A HOBBY!! love you'll cc

new hobby!!!!

CDC — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:14:37 GMT

i just discovered the joy of renting movies on a gloomy day. the thing is that there is soooooo much crap to choose from i don't know where to start. please list suggestions accordingly.......... and.....GO!!

FUCK!!!!!!

CDC — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 17:45:09 GMT

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........KATE!

help!!!!

CDC — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 21:35:17 GMT

i need s psycic. i can't find my keychain that has my house and motorcycle keys on it. they're some where in my room or house, please use your powers wisely, i want to go for a ride.

first and foremost.....

CDC — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 13:54:54 GMT

hello, yes,...... I'm back. since the last time most of yous' have heard from me i've been on an answer quest. i've consumed and categorized almost everything we call life. i have nit picked, sceptisised and, for good measure, doubted humanity and everything we hold sacred. my goal, in the end, is to find out and promote the hair-trigger of the revolution/evolution of our up and coming breakthrough in human conciseness. after relentless research and near paganism i truly believe that i have found the starting point in which the evolution of humankind the revolution of the human mind, as you know it, must begin. like fo' real, don't piss all over the place!!!! just cause' no one iz watchin don't mean yous' can fucking have your way wit da bathroom stall!!! be respectful!! this, my friends, is where we must start. if we can't control our own urine how are we gonna change anything? at-least make it look nice when yer' done, like you care or som'ting!!!??? i don't know who these people are and i like to think that i don't know any of them but it's finally come to a head.(no pun at all) we need to stop this. we need to stop them. it's basic human respect and trust for the people before and after you, lead by example my friends. if it helps, come up with some spiritualistic metaphorical analogy that is easily comprehended by your peers...who cares?.....i just ask you, my hundred-something friends, to consciously try not to pee all over the place.... sweet, c

meinla!!

CDC — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 04:41:51 GMT

i'm coming to LA this week to scope stuff out fer my retirement plan, does anybody wanna play?

your space

CDC — Sun, 19 Feb 2006 01:43:42 GMT

hey i just joined my space last week and i haven't been laid yet. if your on it find me and be my friend so i look popular for the cyber bitches!! solving crime by blacking out, c

so get this!!!...

CDC — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 22:01:17 GMT

happy ewwwww year!!! remember 1969? well, if you don't yur parents probably do. summer of love, freedom, supposedly good music, fulcrum point of hippie consciosness. now it's our turn everybody, git ready fer 2006EX, yep our own cool sexually explicit year that we can brag our kids about but it's ok because they git 2069. so throw out that old lover and get a couple of new ones because it's going to be a rough ride, or a really smooth one, or maybe even a ribbed one,.......who knows? just be sure to wrap that shit tight because there won't be any time to sleep at night and always try anything atleast..........let's say, eight times. see yous in the battlefield cumrades, SINcerely, (wink) your cumhander, sushi-spice-2000SEX ps. or go watch TV or somethin'

trouble

CDC — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 13:40:46 GMT

i'm having trouble figuring out where to live and make a home for myself....i think i might be home-aphobic, any one have any ideas?

LIFE......

CDC — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 11:17:54 GMT

sucks, tell a friend,...leooser.......git over it and act right!! kidding? no

pina colada

CDC — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 19:09:33 GMT

if you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain if you like making love at midnight, on the dunes of the cape i'm the love that you've looked for, come with me and escape .....or what ever, i'm high on drugs

funny thing

CDC — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:11:33 GMT

i went to a ren fair after party the other night with boreta and while he was playing a missy elliot remix i looked over and saw a clown, a clown hunched over puking his brains out. i ran up to him and yelled "this is the best fleet week ever". he didn't laugh, he didn't even smile, he just went right back to throwing up whatever midevil shit he had ate earlier. moral of the story.........if you dress up like a clown no one feels sorry for you and you're still funny even when you're hurt.

i'm dumb.b.b.b.b.b.b.b.b

CDC — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:24:09 GMT

next time you see me, remind me of how much of a schmuck i am and when you spit, go for the eyes.............................ps ..........dork...........double ps.............leoooooooooooooooooooooooooooser=me

thunder dousche?

CDC — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:32:32 GMT

i've invented a new product aptly named THUNDER DOUSCHE and i need a couple\few persons to do a test run. some of the main ingredients are red bull, vinagar, pop rocks and sand. you should know this product has not been approved by the spca or laba YET. any takers?

fly with me

CDC — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 16:55:59 GMT

would anybody get in an airplane if i were driving? if not, i'm not going to get my pilots license and just fly around by myself. you ever git drunk a mile high?

ME

CDC — Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:36:24 GMT

does any one have any pictures of me on the playa? i'm not sure if i was really there or if i was smoking DMT in alaska and having an oot of body experience. git-er-done fer jesus!!!!

CDC — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 22:43:06 GMT

i need a ride to burning man next year!! i would like to have a ride set in stone, or some other kind of solid medium, by this week. c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-flowers

robot suit

CDC — Sun, 11 Sep 2005 04:03:04 GMT

does anyone have a robot suit or authentic looking cowboy out fit for me to wear to ren fair? preferebly with working lazers or real guns.

really, really interesting

CDC — Sat, 10 Sep 2005 22:43:10 GMT

i'm bored and stuck in the yukon. someone pay attention to me or i'll DIE!

da burn

CDC — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 23:43:31 GMT

hey everyone do something really stupid on the playa for me this year, i won't be back in the bay area until 2006. namaste and what-not mr. boring