Wyle E - super genius, destroyer of ducks! \m/ >.< \m/

Mad. Absolutely mad. The perfect man to lead the Holy Slut Army to world domination. (that is if we keep him supplied with beer, broadband connection, and red bull)

A consistently brilliant writer of stuff who needs no more ego-masturbation from me many others having already done more than enough on that score.

Still, he keeps his feet on the ground, his head in the clouds and Holy Slut Army more than satisfied.

Huzzahs all round!

I would like to go on the record as stating that Warren is one bitchin' meat puppet of fiction writing whoredom.
Nobody fucks your mind quite like Ellis.
I would also like to state for the record that when I want to go on record as stating something, I would prefer it if a CD was used instead of a record. Nobody listens to records anymore so why bother stating something on something that nobody listens to? That pretty much defeats the purpose of making a statement. So in the future I would like to state for the compact disc... uh... well if CD's aren't available for some reason, then I'd like to state for the cassette that I would prefer an 8-track over a record as well.

Uh, yeah. Warren's bitchin'.

My dream is to someday be confused with someone important. However, it would be difficult to confuse me with Warren Ellis, because his writing is too skillful. Also, we look nothing alike.