Alex....my brutha.....

How can I even compile the experiences of living with Alex Pasco into a condensed milky format for this sort of thing...I suppose I know you better than almost anyone.

Cracker crushin' on the floor, four years old
don't really like to do what you're told
kinda allergic to household mold
likes to play the texas two steppin' fold
What else can i say about the brother who taught me about jake the snake an chocolate cake
a puppet lookin like puke, fumin' at the callers
clean up my room? don't feel like the bother!
got nuttin' to do, let's throw hotdogs out a window!
or how about a trip to chopsticks for some rappers delight,
truly a delight to see how you light
when yo friends are cheerin', and the chicken tastes good
let's put on another, on the bbq
this little one won't taste like wood, cause the george forman
is supposed to work real good!
Got your groove in the house, makin the yard so sweet
makin' up them dino comics, can't be beat
cause you're a creator, muppet masta C
bring in da magic, cause it's the key
to the bright wondermakintrain that you are,
good to know you brutha star!

yeah....like it is.....

sis

I want to tell others how I feel about Alex. Well... he's a good pal, and he's always down for some fruity drinks. If these things interest you, well, fuck off, cause he's MY friend. I mean... be Alex's friend! he's radical!