joined on 06/22/06
last updated 02/18/08
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Choctaw/Chata (also Tsalagi and Apache) Indian, INFP, Geologist, Yoga Devotee, Belly Dancer, Belly Laugher, Dog Slave, Home Owner, X-Tobacco Slave, Part Hermit, Eccentric, Work in Progress, Lover of Knowledge, Woman Who Lives at the Edge of the World….
The Truth:
I'm just another piece of mud that sat up and is looking around.
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“This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.”
- Dalai Lama
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"When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.” - Lao Tzu
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A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," br...
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Tue, February 5, 2008 - 9:57 AM
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5 .”They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' na...
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Fri, February 1, 2008 - 6:26 AM
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The biggest worry I had in quitting smoking was weight gain. And three weeks after quitting? I've already gained 6 pounds, which is a lot on my bird boned frame (I'm up two sizes). I'm by no means overweight, but I am feeling very sensitive about it. Especially about the way my clothes fit. Clothes I just bought. :(
There it is. I'm a big ole' girly girl, caught up in society's crap like all of the other women I convince myself I am nothing like. HAAA! How's that for self-honesty? I see my...
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Tue, January 22, 2008 - 10:24 AM
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Twenty ways to tell a man his fly is open.
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upri...
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Wed, January 16, 2008 - 11:47 AM
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I have this cool little counter on my computer that keeps track of the quit information, and today it tells me that I have avoided 274 cigarettes (whoa!) and saved $41.13. You know every cent that I don't spend on cigarettes is going on bellydance costuming... I already spent more than that on the new sword (which I totally justified because I had quit smoking). It's amazing that I haven't had a puff in nearly two weeks, have cut down on coffee, and no one has had their head chopped off with ...
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Wed, January 16, 2008 - 11:25 AM
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January 28, 2008
Sabine and I are getting married in June, drunk off our ass on some beach somewhere, tossing body parts of offending idiots to our pack of canine protectors. Really! Sabine rocks. Always makes me giggle and inspires me to do mischevous things. I just wish we lived closer! A true Goddess in human, woman form.
April 15, 2007
Sabine is the Singapore cane that has tattooed phrases like "listen to the Universe" and "live in the Now" onto the brain engrams of my frontal lobes so that I won't keep forgetting them. Her good advices -- along with the patience, openness and open-mindedness she demonstrates while making sure those advices penetrate my thick skull -- make me very thankful to count her as a friend...
January 24, 2007
Yeah!! Yeah!! What Blyth said!!! :-)
December 15, 2006
Sabine is one of the kindest and most gracious spirits I have met in a long time. The passion that she has shown has rekindled my own passion. She is a rare and sacred thing.....a true friend.
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