I, Chai Guy, being of sound mind and body do here by bequeath control of my entire social networking empire (to include Tribe, Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, Blogger, Yelp, Flickr, Youtube and Friendster as well as any future sites I may join) in the event of my untimely death, to my very dear friend Da Bomb. The monetary value of these accounts shall be considered $0.00 and she may administrate them in any fashion she sees fit, including wholesale or partial deletion of said accounts and content contained wherein, and to include the uploading of new content or altering of existing content.

In short, no one shall bitch. moan, whine, complain or otherwise act like a little crybaby should I depart this earth before they do.