Charmaine Testimonial
1. Celebrity status at local watering hole
2. Will probably drink you under the table (see #1)
3. Whilst under the table you will be laughing from the conversation (see #2)
4. If you get hungry whilst under the table have some pistachios (see #2-3)
5. Take aspirin, & return to #1

I met Charmaine years ago...many, many years ago, when I still lived in California. We went to the same strange universe called Glendale Community College. She was into math. We both had lachanophobia (that is, fear of vegetables) and a mutual interest in Anarcho-Reganomics, and so became friends, of course. She introduced me to the genius of The Specials and gave me a Squirrel Nut Zippers t-shirt that I still wear to this very day. I lost touch with her for some reason or other (I really don't know why) and eventually left California to make a life for myself in Louisiana. Many years passed before nostalgia initiated by the magical Squirrel Nut Zippers t-shirt led to an online search for that girl I used to hang out with at the strange universe called Glendale Community College. Got in touch, ummm, last year I believe. A few emails and a couple phone calls. Did some catching up. Found out she is still into math. Surely the daughter of a mischievous god, Charmaine truly does rock the casbah. And rocks many other things, too, I'm sure.