The Eliot Spitzer scandal reminds me of something that I read somewhere about "moral health" - that the test of whether a person is truly moral is whether their conduct is the same regardless of who is watching.

So here is your six month moral checkup:

Do you drive exactly the same way when there are no police around as you do when there are?

When your sig other, (spouse , boyfriend/girlfriend is not around, (add plural if you are poly,) do you do things that would bring about the end of the relationship(s) if you were caught?

Are you kinder to people when someone you look up to is watching, (such as guru, minister, preacher, boss, professor, mentor, priest or priestess.)

Do you tell children and subordinates to do as you say, not as you do?

If your dearly departed grandmother were looking over your shoulder, would she be clucking her tongue and shaking her head?

Poor Eliot. If he had been taking care of his moral hygiene, none of this would have happened.