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Jade

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joined on 10/26/03
last updated 07/07/07
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My Testimonials

April 3, 2007
Want excitement that is uncontainable?
Want thrills that are almost unexplainable?
Need some spice to take your life beyond un-attainable?

look no futher then this firecracker of fun!
July 14, 2006
i lent her a book once.
circumstances were such that I did not see her again for about a year.
When we met on the street, she told me the book was in her car, and she returned it that night.
I love easily. My respect is only earned. Jade has earned my respect many times over. Not always the kindest person i know, she has never once been cruel (though I suspect she has been tempted on occasion).
March 27, 2006
I have been told my whole life that something big and bright and insane burned deep inside of me
Jade took her hand and pushed thru the walls I built to pull out the fire that grow deep inside of me
looked at it
said you are ready, pulled the flame apart and added some chains and gave me the missing part of my true self
Jade the great pornstar that she is gave me the gift of FIRE
thank you Jade for making me whole
love you
see you on the playa
and remember

Freedom thru Fire

Chef Randy Senki
September 15, 2005
Jade can kick my ass. Jade makes great desserts. Jade should be a superhero, because she looks good in those tight outfits. Jade fucks like a glorious Norse goddess, with lots of thunder. She has great taste in pretty jailbait boys. I love to nibble on Jade's cookies. I know the secret way to get her all cuddly and submissive in bed, but I ain't tellin...trust me, she gets even more charming. Jade is the most relaxing, affable, and funny drinking buddy you could ask for. We miss her in NYC. Her truffles rule.
April 12, 2005
We go wayyyyyy back. Though we have not spent a large amount of time together, I can honestly call her one of my closest friends. We have both watched each other grow and transform in so many ways. Whenever I need to be told something straight up, I ask Jade. I can always trust her to kick my butt when it needs kicking. She can also fuck like a rockstar! Mmmmm...
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By popular demand (blog entry) The Red Meat Construction Set
www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/

with apologies to Max Cannon & thanks to Soren Ragsdale!
blog entry posted Sat, March 24, 2007 - 12:16 AM permalink - 0 comments
Look out NYC, here I come! 10/10-10/17 (blog entry) Due to a concatenation of circumstances both interesting & awkward, I find myself on the way to NYC in less than a couple of weeks...So many folks I want to see, so little organizational fu right now. Kind of shot my wad for that @ the Burn.

P... read more
blog entry posted Sat, September 30, 2006 - 1:30 PM permalink - 0 comments
Happy Birthday to me! At Death Guild, Monday, Oct 2 (blog entry) And it's an odometer year...
Yes, ladies & gents, Miss Jade is turning 30.

So join me for drinks & dancing at the Glas Kat (4th & Bryant) & *PLEASE* be careful when you hug me! That sling on my arm is _actually_ supporting an injured shoulder... read more
blog entry posted Sat, September 30, 2006 - 1:02 PM permalink - 8 comments
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The Red Meat Construction Set
www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/

with apologies to Max Cannon & thanks to Soren Ragsdale!
Sat, March 24, 2007 - 12:16 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
Due to a concatenation of circumstances both interesting & awkward, I find myself on the way to NYC in less than a couple of weeks...So many folks I want to see, so little organizational fu right now. Kind of shot my wad for that @ the Burn.

Please, call or mail me, either before or during my whirlwind tour & we can make plans!

See you there!
Sat, September 30, 2006 - 1:30 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
And it's an odometer year...
Yes, ladies & gents, Miss Jade is turning 30.

So join me for drinks & dancing at the Glas Kat (4th & Bryant) & *PLEASE* be careful when you hug me! That sling on my arm is _actually_ supporting an injured shoulder, not a medical restraint fetish!

And some parting thoughts for you're consideration & edification:
According to many reputable studies, now is when I'm finally going to come into my sexual prime. So say, so long, to the awkward, demure, prudish... read more
Sat, September 30, 2006 - 1:02 PM permalink - 8 comments
 
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