I love dancing. Especially to deep bass, but I'll dance to just about anything. I'm happy dancing alone, with a group of friends, or with a partner. An all-in-good-fun dance off is the best. The worst is the weak attempt to draw in a dance partner by attaching your groin to the person's ass. This is particularly popular in hip hop clubs. I'm not sure how successful it generally is, but with me it doesn't work. I've taken to whirling around and lecturing the person on ettiquette, suggesting tips such as introducing yourself or making eye contact with the potential partner as a first step. Usually the offender can't hear me over the music, but I feel better after yelling at them. To avoid a scolding, ladies and gents, say hello to the face before getting cozy with the ass. Thanks.