Today I got blown by a random gust of wind that came swooping down over the mountans. It almost picked me up off the ground, and it pinned me against the house. What a cool experience!

The other day I was at a party sitting with about six other women. The subject of Astrology came up, and it turned out every woman in that circle was a Scorpio except me. They all turned their Scorpio heads to me and asked if I felt uncomfortable and threatened. I wasn't. IN fact, I was quite happy to be fluid enough and comfortable enough with myself to be okay and unthreatened by a bevvy of Scorpio babes.

I drank whisky with my old arch enemy the other night. He and I used to HATE eachother, and we hadn't seen eachother for years, so we sat down and did shots of whisky and hugged. It was cool.

I like to get upside down and check out the world from a differen perspective. I take pictures that way too sometimes.

Occasionally I like to use my left hand to do things, though I am right hand dominant...like brush my teeth, twirl my spagetti or masturbate. It messes up my world, and forces me to concentrate on doing otherwise menial tasks ;)

I wrote a book.

I never judge anyone, and like very much to hang around with weird people who make other people freaked out. I like to watch the reactions of others...

When you google my name, Commander Dazzle, all kinds of cool shit comes up, and its all about me! (well mostly)

When the web sees my name, it pops up little websites that it thinks might be relevent... And Jeep Commander comes up.

THis is a fun exercise! I encourage everyone to try it out!