"Political correctness. Its an exercise in slowing down the rest of the herd so that the lions have a shot at all of us, not just the slow and weak." -Doctor Evil

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"

"Love life. Live your dream. Do it now. "

Mae West
"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."

Groucho Marx
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls

Emo Philips
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being disciplined by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. =)

Mignon McLaughlin
A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as much as the average man.


And on the serious side. Quotes by von Goethe
Divide and rule, the politician cries; unite and lead, is watchword of the wise.
Do not give in too much to feelings. A overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth.
Doubt grows with knowledge.
To error is acceptable as long as we are young; but one must not drag it along into old age.
Every person above the ordinary has a certain mission that they are called to fulfill.
Every spoken word arouses our self-will.
Every day we should hear at least one little song, read one good poem, see one exquisite picture, and, if possible, speak a few sensible words.
First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth.
Go to foreign countries and you will get to know the good things one possesses at home.
He who possesses art and science has religion; he who does not possess them, needs religion.