FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Piano teacher.
2. Office bitch.
3. Busser for a yacht club.
4. Writer for events.

FOUR PEOPLE YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE LAST:
1. Mommy.
2. Daddy.
3. Becca.
4. Caitlin.

FOUR THINGS YOU WANNA DO IN LIFE:
1. Make out with Paul Reubens. (Or maybe even go past third base!)
2. Live on a commune.
3. Be interviewed because of Freedom a la Mode. And lie.
4. Make the best vegan cherry pie in the world. And eat it.

1. What time is it? 12:47 pm.... read more