The Naked Ninja's salute
Otter who is The best Playa Wookie ever...
Although he was "Walking on Rugs"
he never failed to ask "Carry me! Adam "
and almost bronzed his hand after the
"Rice Hand" incident (i.e. *herpes*)

...Aflac

Otter is maybe my most favorite person in the world. I don't know how he makes sense out of me, but then I don't know how I make sense out of him. I never knew anyone with a more pure heart or a more evil brain. Maybe one day he and I will run at sharp sticks together and rub our open wounds into each other. Until that day he will have to stay what he has always been to me, the brother I never had that I always wished was mine. Otter is family. And no one loves you like family. I kill you in love, Otter.

A cute and cuddly otter on heavy drugs. Yes, it all makes sense.

He is the kindest and most generous servent of a dark lord I've ever met. No, really. Hands down.

I love Otter with all my heart, and the level of respect I hold for him I think he will never truly know. Why? Because he would be too modest to accept it.

Love you, Josh.

The ardent friendship, the boundless generosity, the brilliant heart of gold, the outrageous blasphemy, the degenerate mind, the legendary cock - The enigma that is Otter.

If a more beautiful soul exists, Otter's dark lord Cthulhu would have destroyed it by now.