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What I learned about Dominicans
Sun, April 6, 2008 - 3:35 PMSo last night is Roberts secretary's son's first birthday party. They are from the Dominican Republic. Now these things that I have learned seem to be true of all people from warm weather lands.
1. Dominicans can dance before they can walk
2. Sporting a giant mustache never goes out of style.
3. Never let 9 months of preganace keep you from wearing your stellettos, mini skirts, spandex, or strapless tops
4. If a kids party starts at 7pm a good time to show up with your kids is around 10pm and not leave till they kick you out.
5. Always serve ten times more food then you have people to eat it.
Oh my god are kids funny!!!! Even funnier when you give them 10lbs of candy and let them lose on the dance floor. I never laughed so hard in my life. If you have lost the abilty to be excited about life then you just need to hang out with kids. They are redicusally happy over the smallest things. They also freak out and cry over the smallest things but that is funny too. You should see what happens when a room full of kids starts coming off there sugar buzz.
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Mon, April 7, 2008 - 5:49 AM
Wow, you have impressive powers of observation.
In case you wanted to know more about "Dominican-Yor's" www.beaconschool.org/~jdiaz/...can.html Hilarious, but all true LOL! |
