Con Ed (the electric company), kidnapped my electricity and I had to pay ransom... I worked and hustled twice as hard but alas I payed up and they returned my electricity unharmed... those bastards!... I did have a really good time though... my son and I camped out and read stories, made shadow puppets, aand tried to mold masterpieces from the candle wax... we had a blast... but then again we always do.... I just wish that I had the option of flicking my lights off than being held hostage by darkness... but I am here today alive and well... I survived and am back in the modern world again.