I have been meaning to post on this blog thingy for quite some time now, but never felt my ideas would actually interest anyone. Well, to hell with that thought I am just going to let it spew for a moment.
A few days ago I went to my trusty macho/techie environment that is Radio Shack. Like always the service personnel approach you when they are not needed and I usually pretend I don't speak English to fend them off. Though today is not one of those days, I actually need the help of these blokes as what I look for cannot be found.
"yo buddy, where are your voltmeters?" I ask.
The fellow does not even stop to answer me and continues to walk away as he points to the side wall stating "there somewhere."
Geez, what wonderful service.
The very next day I walk into the store with my friend, she is in a bad mood (like usual) but her looks can definitly attract the attention of unsuspecting males/or females.
As she walks in, the same rude bloke that was there yesterday is now hovering over her like a bad perfume. She is really not in the mood to chit chat and let's him know this state of affairs.
"hey, listen I am here to buy a inexpensive but not shitty cd player, you got any?" she states in her ever so lovely, sweet and caring voice.... yeah right.
He gives a big goofy smile and laughs it off "Well we have this Sony for $89." states the clueless and horny male.
"That doesn't sound inexpenisive, try again" she says in her tempress tone.
I stand behind these two and gawk in awe that this same asshole is still trying to sweet talk her despite her indignation. Mind you, she is not dressed in pretty pink with ruffles, but instead in her usual goth attire. Yet this clueless male still tries to sweet talk his way with the oh so classic "say, would you ever let me take you to dinner sometime?"
Thy goth- tempress replies "Not as long as I can still feed myslef"
hehehe, revenge is mine and it was totally unplanned!