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I am Preposterous. I am a Life-Long, Full-Time Freak. I am Very Silly, with Rather Serious Problems. I am a Former Alcohol & Drug Abuser who Misses it, Horribly. I Allow myself 2 Drink Very Rarely, & Love It the Entire Time. I am a Tiny Human Being. My Mother is from Scotland. I Love Love, & am Prone 2 It, but am Single. I have had Brain Surgery, & Suffer Many Side-Effects. I have been Told that I am a Great Storyteller. My Oddness of Look is responsible 4 Much of the Good, & Bad in my Life. I am a Moralist, & hate both Thieves & Liars. I am Fiercely Loyal, & Hold a Grudge. I find Religions, especially Christianity, Absurd. I Love the Scientific Method. I neither Suck Crystals, nor have Chakras. I am a Distinct Carnivore, & the Mere Thought of Tofu makes me turn Grey. Watching Birds of Prey Fills me 2 Bursting. I Attended the School of Hard Knocks, as Opposed 2 College. After a Six-Year Estrangement, my Father has Plucked me from a Hopeless Situation, & is Now Supporting Me whilst I Write..! I Tend 2 B On Fire. Laughing is my Salvation. I May Not Know Much, but I Know Funny..!