Woke up.
Got outa bed.
Dragged a comb across my head.
The shit got stuck in a tangle.
Broke it off.
Headed out to buy a brush.
Got sidetracked by a sloppy drunk needing a dime.
Gave him a sloppy penny.
Went into walgreens.
Bought a chapstick instead.
Walked the streets offer it to sloppy drunks.
No takers.
Kicked a can all the way home.
Found a comb tine in my hair.
Remembered why I went out.
Took a piss.
Ate an apple.

Stared out the window wondering what the sloppy dr... read more