August 31, 2004
Psst... this guy is BUSY... BUSY as in BUSY-BEE, BUSY-BEAVER, and makes-ya-wanna-GET-busy...
Just a heads-up.
Raul
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Just a heads-up. April 18, 2004
Raul Duke makes one want to do dirty things like send him "art" photos of one's self.
Unsu...
March 2, 2004
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Who IS Navin R. Johnson? Navin is a complex personality, as are most of the small breed of modern day renaissance millionaires....
But WAIT! We're talking about Raul... errrr... Jack Snotface... errrr... Dave.... errr... MR. YUMMY PANTS!!!! Wether you're an outcast, freak or just one of them regular old crazies Mr. Yummy Pants wants YOU! Besides, like he says - he's just here to make up for lost time. You see, Mr. Yummy Pants has been in a hostage situation along w/ his stubby little dog (who by the way gives AWESOME taco-flavored kisses) for some time now. You'd NEVER guess this from all the beautifully wicked, half naked babes who are ALL over him ALL the time!!! {reference exhibit's A through J in his photo journal}. So if you ever happen to get your dingledodies in a jam & need someone to bail you out of jail (or sue you just for shits & giggles), give Mr. Snotface, umm, I mean Raul, NO... Mr. Yummy Pants a call!!!
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Favorite Quotes: "Don't cheer men, the poor devils are dying" R. Adm. Jack Phillips at the Battle of Santiago. "But then they danced down the streets like dingledodies, and I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars....." Kerouac "So, unless you want to bring 306,048 new 'Dave Gormans to my house, Mrs. Whiting, I'd rather you didn't dabble in things you don't understand!" Dave Gorman (#1) "Look, I know it's been awhile, right, but uh, I'm not gonna get humped... by a giant ape... in space" Carl "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." US Constitution Ammendment I.
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...KINKY PORN...,
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90's underground alt/indie,
Adult Swim,
BBC (America) Junkies,
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Bubba's Gun and Rifle Club,
Carnivale,
Chappelle's Show,
Church of Body Modification,
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Conan Obrien: The Cone Zone,
Coupling,
Crushaholics,
Cycle Dorks,
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