I say un to you brethren! Have you been Careless today? Then you should BURN in the unholy pits of Hell! Not to get off on a rant,BUT! For those of you that tailgate, and I don't mean BBQ off the back of you car, YOU DO SUCK! And you know who you are! You not only jeopardize your vehicle, and yourself, but also the people around you. Now I know for a fact that many of you are offenders of this practice. Either because you are to fucking impatient, or you don't take time to think about the danger you are putting everyone around you in, by being so fucking stupid. Being a motorcyclist, I am only to aware of how dangerous it is, cause it just may be my ass you kill, as a result of your stupidity. Being sensitive to this, I do not do this myself, when driving the car. For those of you who do not ride, this may not have even accured to you. So just to let you know,Unsafe driving practices, that jeopardize other peoples lives, do make you a BAD PERSON! Think before you suck! (This has been a public safety announcement) We now return you to your regularly scheduled Blog experience.

Well not exactly. The Larkspur Inn, to be exact. Yes my lovely Lady Lori and I, were celebrating our Five year anniversary this St. patricks day. Spur of the moment decision to go and do something a bit more decadent, we got a room at the Larkspur Inn. With a large jacuzzi tub, and fire place, we were indulging in a lovely decadent atmosphere. Complemented by the perfect bottle of wine, and some fine Indian food. I have personally. never slept in a bed more comfortable than this. Now $199 a night might seem like a bit much, but after that night, I personally will be looking to do it again soon.

To those people who had to drive behind me last night on the way home, I do hereby apologize. I was so taken by the beauty and formations of the clouds last night that I had to try and capture some of it. Now I don't know how good you are at doing more than one thing at once, but evidently I'm not so good. So there I am, Trying to take pictures of the clouds, swerving a bit and probably driving too slow. Now maybe if I had had, out of state plates or perhaps, a Grey haired wig. But nooooo, I was just some ass hole waving a camera, and not paying attention. again I humbly apologize, but whats a guy to do in the name of Art? Yeah I told them my name was Art. You don' think I would give my real name?

So I got this in my fortune cookie today. Not sure who they are talking about, but just a heads up.

Yes, you heard it right! The National Enquirers Infamous Bat Boy, was spotted this Saturday Dec.8th, at the annual Charles Dickens Christmas Faire this past weekend. After multiple rumored sightings, we investigated for our selves. We asked A participant if he had seen any unusual or odd characters lurking around? His response was," Happy Christmas"! and then something about," we have so many odd characters around here, I wouldn't even know where to start"! Well, after an extensive search, numerous drinks,One sitting of the Pantomime show. a showing of Brass Farthing, and two showings of French Postcards, We had little to show for are hard work, But a really good time! *Hick!* and a head full of Booze.
When finally, while gawking at some can can dancers over at Mad Sal's, we finally got the break we'd been looking for. There he was! Huge bulbing eyes, razer sharp teeth, and large pointy ears, sticking up from under his hat. There he stood, in full costume, trying to blend in. I managed to get this shot of him just before he darted backstage. We then tried to pursue him, but were stopped by some weasel, that told us we didn't have proper passes. So he managed to escape once again. When we confronted the curator Mad Sal herself, about harboring freaks and fugitives, she had this to say, " Ave ya seen the lot of em? iss one ear, ain't even the worst of em. Why ee is a right gentlemen, and a big tipper, ee is". So the question remains. Is Bat Boy some sort of missing link? Is he some sort of horrible genetic mutation? Or perhaps some sort of Alien influence? We may never know. but one things for sure. You'll have a tough time telling this odd character, from the rest of the odd characters, that you will encounter, at the Charles Dickens Christmas Fair. But you will have a great time, I know we did. *Hick!*