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40

I was forced into this world at a young age after gestating in a confined space for nearly 10 months to a woman who didn't really want me but eventually decided to keep me. Later karma got its insidious hands around that woman and caused her much pain and suffering, though probably not as much as I did as a teenager. There wasn't really a father per se, though there was a step father for a period of a few years before he ran off with another woman who was related to a lesbian that had previously tried to hit on my mother. Somewhere around there I was again ejected from my abode into the bright lights of this cruel world on Christmas Eve of 1998-- I was 18 years old and didn't have a job-- luckily I found a girl crazy enough to be crazy about me and she let me stay with her. Years later we would joke about the way I proposed to her, in the car on her birthday, when she figured out I hadn't really planned on proposing quite yet. Fast forward another 19 years and I'm living in San Francisco with her as my wife, along with our daughter and a dog.

Along the way I've had a variety of interesting jobs: Fragrance Model for Macys and Emporium, Mystery Shopper for Chevron, Disc Jockey, Promoter, Wage Slave, and Corporate Whore. I found the later to really agree with me, as did my banker, so I've decided to stick with it for a while.