So today I hopped on the bus with the Electric Mayhem band. We're off to meet up with Kermit, he's doing some reunion special thing again. I swear, that frog has a nostalgia streak as wide as a koozbanian football field. He's thinking it should be a benefit for the displaced swamp dwellers of the Lousianna & Everglades areas. I'm thinking interstellar extravaganza, with flying saucers and Camilla's new acrobatic chicken ensemble! We have to stop in Hobokken to pick up the cannon, of course, but Dr Teeth sayz with enough No-Doz we can do anything, so we're off! Yippee!

If you'll excuse me I have to go get Rizzo out of the tuba. That rat gets in the wierdest places!