Brandon is a smooth dude - he gets on my nerves about 2% of the time . . the other 98% I am in complete awe of him . .

My man has buds in Denmark (or one of those Nordic joints) . . Does he email them? Hells no . . he MOVES there for the hell of it, chills and learns the fucking language . .

My boy gets his ass evicted every six months or so . . does he sweat? No . . just relaxes until another crib opens up somewhere . .

Brandon switches jobs at his leisure, etc etc etc etc . . I could go on and on here . . I'm gonna try and relax a bit like him ! ! !

brandon hates me.

Brandon is exactly as he seems to be.

Brandon tried to write me a mean testimonial, but I like him anyway.