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michael

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joined on 03/11/04
last updated 12/02/06
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June 15, 2004
Michael Compton is a man. An extraordinary man, but just a man. He was once a god, but an unextraordinary god. This made him long to be an extraordinary man, which he now is. Therefore, don't call him a god, lest he smite you with his extraordinarily manly powers and leave you an unextraordinary man, like he did to the fat kid at summer camp.
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i am... lazy, flatulant, self affacing, solemn, silly, greedy, fat, tired, angry, happy, high, bitter, sweet, sick to my stomach, on the worlds greatest buzz, addicted to cheese(media not food), lactose intolerant, short of stature tall of power wide of vision and narrow of purpose.
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