June 15, 2004
Michael Compton is a man. An extraordinary man, but just a man. He was once a god, but an unextraordinary god. This made him long to be an extraordinary man, which he now is. Therefore, don't call him a god, lest he smite you with his extraordinarily manly powers and leave you an unextraordinary man, like he did to the fat kid at summer camp.
