Oh man. The San Jose story.

One night we went out drinking in downtown san ho. We go into this mexican dive bar and order a couple cervesas. After a few minutes this HOTTIE latina starts puttin the moves on Carl.
He starts gettin into it and right before he runs out for the bootycall her fat greasy mexican BOYFRIEND comes over to start some shit with Carl.
"Back of my Lady, gringo!" the dude yelled, shoving Carl.
Carl diplomatically responded "Fuck you!" and shoved the dude back
Dude grabs a corona bottle and cracks it across Carls forhead, BAM! Right in the head.. Bottle never broke!
Anyhow, Carl pops the dude in the face, drops him like a bad habit. The dudes buddies come over to start a brawl and Carl squares off to fight 5 guys at once! I grabbed him and drug him outside to the car and TOOK OFF. All the while Carl was screaming at me "Bitch! Fuck you! I can take 'em! Let me out!"

Crazy man, crazy.

Anyways. He's a nice enough dude but now I cant go clubbin in downtown San Jose.