It's probably premature to call this The Worst Week Ever (it is, after all, only Thursday), but it sure as hell ain't been a joyous one.

On Monday I was anally raped by a fiber optic cable. On Tuesday I made a teeny weeny work-error, that crashed a global network.

Today I forgot our wedding anniversary (how sitcom cliche of me).

Since a 7-day do-over is probably out of the question, I guess I'll settle for this week being over and done with, ASAP. Selah.