October 4, 2006
I got inspired by the testimonial queen otherwise known as MMMM....good:)
Yo I feel like this self proclaimed extraterrestrial creeper deserves so much more than what I could boast about here...so we'll keep it short n funky in a rap~
She's got mad skills
On the dance flo'
Makes dolla dolla bills
How I don't even kno'
She's always rockin clothes
Way to styleee ya, huuurrd
Heidi's got a really nice nose
and is also kind to buuurrds
Like's to kick it old school
Outside and in the sun
If you wanna impress her, fool
Take her to get her hair done
Some might think this really doesn't apply
But, I can assure you, I never never lie
....This has nothing to do with her smile
or charm, her fly ass kicks or bright red barn (what?)
I swear it does, I'm not all that wack
If you ain't her friend yo,
It's time for a Heidi Attack!
wha?!? wha?!?
October 3, 2006
to my fly soul sistah of the cranialsacral cricket technique...oh how i love thee, let me count the ways...
lessee....ONE. your love is a sun...i have never encountered a heart more giving or loyal. TWO. you can make it true with the dark and light of real life experience, and then THREE. you set me free and can be a best playmate for royal irreverence. and then FOUR. you put up with my grumpy ass bullshit and don't slam the door, and don't forget FIVE. ah yeah, you can full on jive but SIX. you always pick up your sticks, taking responsibility for your part of creation which SEVEN. makes it heaven for everyone who knows you but EIGHT. let's get this straight, i'll always love you even if you don't live with me in the lower haight and NINE. this rhyme is not fine and TEN. i'm a big fat hen (help me, i can't stop!)
lovelovelovelovelove LOVE you heidiho!!
