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Kevin Clash

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joined on 04/13/08
last updated 04/14/08
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Clashy

Gender
Male
Age
40
Location
about me
Shoreditch (East)
Ealing (West)
England UK

Sex: Male
Age: 40
Height: 5' 11" (180cm)
Ethnicity: Black
Sexuality: Gay
Behaviour: Masculine
Out to: Everyone... I Fuck With
Work: Video/Music Producer & DVJ

Eyes: Brown
Hair: Light Brown
Body Type: Chunky/Stocky
Body Hair: Little/Some
Facial Hair: Beard
Package: Average
Style: Alternative/Sk8r
Relationship: Single
Role: Versatile/Passive

GINGERS/REDHEADS
step to the front...

but say more than just... "Hi" or "Hello"
that only works in person


Below?....Bit long BUT ALL TRUE....

"If U don't give a fuck bout what I've written
wha d'ya imagine's gonna happen??!!"

I’m only too happy to make new mates on here…. or dates…or...whatever...
BUT I NEED to connect WITH LIKE MINDED


SIMPLE CODED SOULMATE MSG:
John Lydon`s brain squeezed into the morphed peanut head of
Ron Hardy, with the feet of 2manyDJs, the balls of Larry Levan,
the ears of John Peel, the hands of David Rodigan, the neck of Musclehead,
the legs of Froggy, the voice of Robert Owens, the tongue of Miss Kitten
with the face of. . . . Theo Huxtable suckin the fragrant thick pink cock of Mark E Smith. . . .
B4 playing in the Bethnal Green Working Mens Club after the LCD Gig
****uGETitUgotME4Evr****


ME: (or... the "I"'s)
MASCULINE SEXY LOOKin guy. . . no longer do football training so getting out of shape. . .
so will probably be more comfortable with guys who are a little out of shape too.
I like guys who are really open-minded GENERALLY & SEXUALLY as I’am….
I like ATTITUDE
I like people with attitude
I've got attitude and good reason for having it!!!!
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I`M INTELLIGENT / SUSSED / CYNICAL / SHARP / WITTY / FUNNY / SILLY / CREATIVE
INNOVATIVE / INDEPENDENT / SINGLE MINDED / SELFISH / LIAR / STUBBORN
DOMINANT / ALPHA MALE / AGGRESSIVE / UNREASONABLE / HOT-HEADED / RUDE
SOFTHEARTED / COMPASSIONATE / AFFECTIONATE / TEARFUL /SUBSERVIANT
OBEDIENT / FEARFUL / RESPECTFUL / LOVING & DEVOTED
AND THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE TOO!!. . .
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I`m into Real Alternative Guys/Counter Culture Dudes – Longer Hair, Looser/Tighter Clothes –
Sk8headz/Brit Rockers/Club Freekz/Geekz/Artists. . .
just not MIDDLE OF THE ROAD…. “this is what our kind” do type of guyz
who wanna stay in the M. O. R!!!!. . .
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I like really FAGGY STUFF and really STR8 STUFF... whatever that means
Modern Art, Design, Architecture, Fashion
sophisticated subtle clever humour – Frazer/Chris Morris
as well as
F1 Motor Racing, Soundboy Culture, Sk8/BMX/Inline Culture, Graffiti Art, B-Boyism, NFL/MLB/WRC,
coarse crude filthy sick humour – Drawn Together/Derek & Clive…...

Acid House/Indie/NuRave/Minimal/Maximal/Extreme Noise
Metal/Reggae/EBM/Gabba/Soul/Classical/Electro
Punk/Rockerbilly/Rhytmn & Blues/Proper Disco
New Wave/Salsa/Calypso/HiNrg/GoGo/Italo and SILENCE
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YOU:
IF I LIKE YA FACE & BRAIN everything else will work out if. . . . ::
U are an extremely open-minded guy with an understanding of
the universe, nature, science, politricks, worldism, punkism, funkism,
stylism, visualism, muzikism, wordism, slangism, outragism, humanism,
tranzsexualism, feminizm, femi-domz, top/domz, hard-lookerz, model bookerz,
blue eyed hookerz, on-line chatterz with stuff that matterz. . .
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A guy with a sharp/abstract/wicked/subtle/dumb-ass-sense of humour. . .
A guy that thinks out of the box even when he`s not out of his box….
Someone who understands how2 carry his baggage
or leave it with the baggage handlerz…....
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PLUMP/SKINNY/PALE-CREAM SKINNED/GINGER/REDHEADS & ARTISTS – A MAJOR PLUS

AN EX/PHUTURE PUNK WOULD SUIT MY PERSONALITY 76 – 06….......Oh! Eight Too

I’M READY TO BE DEVOTED TO ONE MAN!!
which doesn’t mean monogamy on your part just a bit of commitment & honesty….
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
HONESTY!!!!!!
if you love cruising the gay sites looking for hot man sex that’s cool….
you don’t have to lie/deceive about it!!!!.... my sixth senses are BRILLIANT!!!!

I’M THE SECOND MOST OPEN-MINDED PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW IN YOUR LIFETIME…..
I CAN DEAL WITH STUFF!!!!!
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GET LOST IN MUZIK:
Freeeze, Lynxx, Atmosphere, Light of the World, George Duke, Tom Browne, YMO, Marhler, Throbbing Gristle, Cocteau Twins, Basic Channel, Maurizio, Juan Atkins, Derrick May, Carl Craig, Richie Hawtin(phroow!),Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, Gamble & Huff, Chrome, DAF, Frankie Knuckles, Adonis, Phuture, Ron Hardy, DJ Hell, Chris and Cosey, Arthur Russell, Dub Narcotic Sound System, Sex Pistols/PIL, Clash, Siouxsie, Can, Gang of Four, Black Flag, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, QOTSA, Sonic Youth, Spacemen3, My Bloody Valentine, Lush, Silverfish, The Pixies, Mudhoney, Tad, Napalm Death, Extreme Noise Terror, Atari Teenage Riot, Lenny Dee, Frankie Bones, The Source, Annie, Erol Alkan, Simain Mobile Disco, SebastiAn, Klaxons, Shitdisco, The Kills, Duke Dumont, Justice, Hot Chip, Digitalism, Mr Oizo, Headman, Joannes Heil, The Knife, Spank Rock, Bolt Action Five, We Smoke Fags,Crystal Castles, The Teenagers, Mama Shamone, Remake Remodel, Cajuan,Kap Bambino, Bono Must Die, Neon Plastix, Hadouken, Tough Love, Adam Kesher, Foreign IsIands, Plakka, Do We Offend You Yeah, Vyle, Mekon, Toxic Avenger, The Black Milk, DJ Orange Dubs, DJ Poll-A-Rock,Friendly Fires, Clarky Cat, Filthy Dukes, Shakes, The Rakes, Calvin Harris,White Rose Movement, Blende, Uffie, Switch, Ocelot Mthrfkrs, Herve,Mac 3000, Punks Jump Up, Acid Girls, Toilet, Modular, Ed Banger, Kitsune, Institubes, John Starlight, Cut Copy, Lo Fi Fnk, Adam Sky, Mstrkrft, Krimp, Ima Robot, Guns & Bombs, LA Riots, Bulmatron, Andre Conde, Skulljuice, Adriano Canzian, Pete Heller, Kavinsky, Booji Boy High, Para One, Gossip, Fredde Le Grand, Sebastien Legar, Tom Day, D Ramirez, Steve Angello, Laidback Luke, Kris Manace, Henrick B, Tom Neville, Booka Shade, Tosser, Loco Dice, Mikael Stravostrand, Micky Slim, Superchumbo, Riton, Kate Wax Trentmoller, Robert Leiner, Quadrant, Kiato, Steve Bug, DJ Rush, Aril Brikir, Richard X, Freelance Hellraiser, Linus Loves, Chelonis R Jones, MIA, Huntemann, Gui Baratto, Serge Santiago, Bangkok Riot, Junior Sanchez, Minty, Selfish Cunt, The Real Heat, Hole, Courtney Love, Presets, Client, Unkle, Atari Teenage Riot, Ladyboy Transformer, Pink Grease, Erase Eratta, Mansun, Missy Elliott, Princess Superstar/Alexander Technique, New Young Pony Club, Chicks On Speed, Tricky, PJ Harvey, Le Tigre, Leftfield, Optimo, Peaches, Adult, Miss Kittin, !!!, Motormark, Dizzee Rascal, Boys Noize, Mylo, Bjork, Les Rythmes Digitales/Zoot Woman/Paper Faces/Stuart Price, Munk, LCD Soundsystem, Datapunk, Doves, Curve, Prodigy, Tori Amos, Aphex Twin, Bloc Party, The Editors, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Prinzhorn Dance School, Orbital, 808 State, Sugarcubes, Laika Fischerspooner, Goldfrapp, Plaid, Stereolab, Bratmobile, Jack Off Jill, The Donnas, Soulwax, Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Garbage, Ruby, Interpol, New Order, LFO, Royksopp, Zero 7, Luscious Jackson, Cicada, Edu K, Tetine, TAI QUEBRA BARRACO, BONDE FAZ GOSTOSO, GAIOLA DAS POPOZUDAS, DEISE TIGRONA, CSS, Ryhchi Sakamoto, Giorgio Moroder, Italo Disco, Disco Disco, Godflesh, Hawkwind, The Human League, Kenny Larkin, Manuel Gottsching, Moodyman, Sly & Robbie, Larry Levan, Walter Gibbons, Francois Kevorkian, Shep Pettibone, Francis Grosso, West End, SalSoul, MAW, Alexander Robotnik, Talk Talk, Talking Heads, Blondie, Gary Numan, DFA, DFA1979, Jellybean, Kurtis Blow, J Saul Kane, Rick Rubin, Beastie Boys, Roxanne Shante, Marley Marl, Grandmaster Flash, Red Alert, Coxsone Dodd, Duke Reid, King Tubby, Scientist, Prince Jammy, Roots Radics, Channel One, Joe Gibbs, Dennis Brown, Gregory Issacs, Linval Thompson, Suger Minnott, Johnny Ringo, Welton Irie, Yellowman, Peter Metro, Burru, Eek A Mouse, Tiger, Phillip Levi, Saxon(80s), Gemini Sound(JA), Jah Lion, Soul 2 Soul, Rapattack, Java, Stereograph, Moa Ambessa, Fatman, Jah Shaka, Barracuda Amp Builder, Kool Herc, Arther Baker, Afrika Bambaataa, Funkadelic, James Brown, Sugercubes, Birthday Party, Einsturzende Neubauten, Nine Inch Nails, Hot Hot Heat, Phones, Whirlwind Heat, Soulwax/2manyDJs, Underground Resistance, Andrew Weatherall, Autechre, Morgan Giest, Metro Area, Paul Jackson, Underwater, JBO, International DeeJay Gigolos, Ghostly International, Kompakt, Vladislav Delay, Aphex Twin, Man II Man, Mann Parrish, Newcleus, Paul Johnson, Cerrone, Boney M, Joycelyn Brown (ya like my mum x), George Power, Greg Edwards, Robbie Vincent, Steve Walsh, Lyndsey Wesker, David Rodigan, Rusty Egan, Tim Westwood, Les Adams, Jazzy M, Mark Moore, Ian B, Kid Batchelor, Colin Favor, Colin Dale, Radio Soulwax, Eddy Temple Morris, John Peel, Radio Clash, Freekz on Pirate, Invicta, JFM, Horizon, Solar, Snub TV, 120 Minutes, Channel U, KCTV….................

THERE’S LOADS & LOADS MORE IN EVERY GENRE & COUNTRY & CITY – MUZIK NOT COMING OUT TILL NEXT YEAR/2-4 YEARS/MUZIK MADE B4 I WAS BORN/B4 MY MUM WAS BORN! – THE NEW BREEDS & THE ORIGNAL MASTER TAPES… BUT Y’KNOW…........ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Don’t forget the gigs/nightclubs/afterparties/secret parties/tiny parties with people
you grow to love or wanna love and they end up loving you too!!!!:::::::::::::::::::::::::

Blues Parties, Shebeens, All Nations, Cubies, Pheobies, Bouncing Ball, Podium, Apollo, Crackers, Lyceum, Goldmine, Caister, Music Box, Warehouse, The Lift, The Fridge, Westworld, Diorama, Delirium, Dirtbox & Rooster Fish, Spike & Nevilles, Family Funktion/Shake & Finger Pop, Raw, Pink Panther, Taboo, Asension, Daisy Chain, Jungle, Bad, Rage, Raid, Future Spectrum, Shoom xxxx::::::::::::::::::::::::::

”LIVE or DIE”

Now d’ya wanna be my boyfriend??.... heh heh

Thanx to Juan Maclean for helping me start the list…. it saves black fingers xx
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