Ill never know how Im not in an abusive relationship!

Man Ma boy puts up with a lot of shit. Be happy your not with me, really Im 26 going on 12. I gotta give the Man some props though, we been together for 6 years and no beatings yet.

Ha am I glad he can put up wth my sarcasim. I have ADD from hell, and he tames me. I have the obnoxiousness of a Fat ass lesbian Clown, and he rolls with it. I have this heart of gold hidden behind a thick skin bitch ass attitude, and he loves me for it.

I talk a lot of shit but I wouldnt hurt him, you maybe, not him. Anyone that can put up with my toy collecting habbit, Fucked up potty mouth, always full of stories that are irrelivent to anything, stupid cracks about assholes at work really needs a metal. Man ole boys fucken cool as fuck!

Men are weird. Ida hit me by now!

my pets

Well, my pets are are pretty cool.....They just seem to be chillen now a days! Must be this great Chicago weather!

My 3 sugar gliders are awsome, Ling Ling, Boo, and Beebee! My male one is the bomb he hangs out on me and chills while I look at internet porn and my lil girls just bark and eat.

My crabs(Fiddler and the Bitches) all seem to be shrinking in numbers(the pet on the stds, im clean) I found one dead under my sofa, lil fucker got out of the tank and died. I hope thats not where I die, that sofa sucks!

My birds(Peter Pan and Tink) wount shut the fuck up, I quess they are either really happy or really mad, I cant tell, all they do is sing and try to get away from me!

My lil Pugs(Bailey and Guinness) have both ben wandering around aimelessly awaiting a walk, in which I will go take them on one. They are awsome, although one is retarded, and I mean that in a serious fashion, he is vet said so. Still awsome Doggys though. I should walk them before they get their mouths going like a ducks ass in the water!

Peace
TJ