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Swanknot

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last updated 06/29/08
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The Ugly Truth (the camera doesn't lie).

O.D.ed on Bagpipes & Homemade wine
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If you pray long enough your knees hurt! (blog entry) I wonder if advocating prayer while being an orthopaedic surgeon is a conflict of intrest. I bet the knee specialists in Saudi Arabia make a bundle, five times a day, as the minarets pump up the volume volume pump up that volume business. Well her... read more
blog entry posted Fri, February 22, 2008 - 6:19 PM permalink - 0 comments
Ya' know he kinda looks like that work out guy. (blog entry) The next reality TV show should pit "D" list celebrites against each other to see who is quickest to be recognized at baggage claim. This guy wins out handsdown. Two Baldwins and Tony Orlando slipped right past us before we caught this 'un.

I... read more
blog entry posted Fri, February 15, 2008 - 6:09 PM permalink - 0 comments
Taste Great ...Less Filling (blog entry) For that cannibal in all of us comes a ditty from Tom Waits
-- Chocholate Jesus--

When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour hi... read more
blog entry posted Thu, February 7, 2008 - 6:39 PM permalink - 0 comments
Bang,Bang,Banging in the Nails... (blog entry) Just a refrain and chorus from the Tiger Lillies, Banging in the Nails....

I'm crucifying Jesus, banging in the nails,
And I am so happy, because old Jesus failed.
I'm crucifying Jesus, nail him to the cross,
The poor old bastard bleeds to d... read more
blog entry posted Thu, January 31, 2008 - 7:31 PM permalink - 0 comments
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If you pray long enough your knees hurt!
I wonder if advocating prayer while being an orthopaedic surgeon is a conflict of intrest. I bet the knee specialists in Saudi Arabia make a bundle, five times a day, as the minarets pump up the volume volume pump up that volume business. Well here's a little more of the Tiger Lillies to remind us that sooner or later the answers to all our prayers will likely all be the same.----

The Gigolo, the Gigolo is charging twice the price
To the priest in holy orders who lives a life of vice
He ... read more
Fri, February 22, 2008 - 6:19 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Ya' know he kinda looks like that work out guy.
The next reality TV show should pit "D" list celebrites against each other to see who is quickest to be recognized at baggage claim. This guy wins out handsdown. Two Baldwins and Tony Orlando slipped right past us before we caught this 'un.

In honor of this Rendezvous we quote a little Frank Zappa from the Broadway production "Thing Fish" --

He's so gay
He's so gay
He rules the city in a way
You could say
You could say
It's sorta different today
All the taffeta and chintz
And e... read more
Fri, February 15, 2008 - 6:09 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Taste Great ...Less Filling
For that cannibal in all of us comes a ditty from Tom Waits
-- Chocholate Jesus--

When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me sa... read more
Thu, February 7, 2008 - 6:39 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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