tim is the devil. he's really good at it, too. dare i say impeccable--deviant behavior honed to an exquisite art. so then when he acts all genuinely kind and intelligent, it throws me off so hard i'm in existential crisis for hours. plus he's hot. i'd do him. it'd probably hurt, but whatever, i'm sure it's totally worth it.

How do I feel about Tim Mosby?
What is this? Some sort of new age intervention? Talking about my feelings.. Well, I won't ok.. it just hurts too much.. No one understands me.. NO ONE!