VERY IMPORTANT!!

you know that i seldom ever post much political or even seroius stuff in here, so that should tell you how important i consider this!
www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/...esday/

i love men....

so i stole this from simpleton to pass on to you.
www.youtube.com/watch

really guys, you can't be too careful with the treasured family jewels.

back from the dude ranch...

i'm so exaughsted! more later.

HEADED FOR THE DUDE RANCH!!!

the hotel we stayed in last night had free long distance, so the cabana boys spent the whole night making prank calls around the country. if you were one of the people whom they called, i'm so sorry, i tried tocontrol them, but the slipped a mickey in my rum! we are headed for the dude ranch now, if i can get them rounded up. i should have brought a cattle dog....or a cattle prod. be well in my abscence, sincerest arrrghhhh, aunt bea

THE QUEEN OF E-BAY?

well, not quite, but i have made some $$$ in the last three weeks. trying to get rid of stuff from my mother in law's house and make some money to take the cabana boys to a dude ranch this summer. i won't be posting anything for a couple of weeks, as i will be gone to the dude ranch, but when i get back, i will post some more. one thing i sold was a pez dispenser for...wait for it....$128.50!!! cool!

job update!

i have alot of dr. appointments to take my mother in law to. got to get the old house ready to sell. lots of things to do and then a little vacation at the begining of may and a big one in june. so i don't want to take a full time permenant job and then say "oh, by the way, i'll be gone blah blah blah..."

but i still want something to keep kinda busy with. i went and signed up at a temp agency. so far i have helped to cater several events....everyone else orking there is soooo young, in their twenties. of course i can't let them outwork me. i come home completely exaughsted. i haven't done that kind of work in seventeen years, when i owned my own business. the kids worked pretty hard, but there are always some people who really don't want to work. they irritate the heck out of me. i would rather be busy and have the time pass more quickly.

they also sent me out to usher a couple of events. that is very easy work. i ushered the barbershop quartet show twice....amusing enough the first time. and romeo and julliet once. a university production. hmmmm......not sure what they were going for.

today i am sitting in an office. i have already typed up all the proposals they wanted me to do and faxed them out. now i just have to answer phones. boring. there is only so much sitting and tribing that i can stand to do. maybe i will go through my friends list and pm everyone. i haven't had time to do that in a while. or i could go around and be the testemonial fairy for strangers. that is always fun. yawn.

for jesus via trooper.....

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. no, my husband wouldn't like that.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. to get the hell out.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. i wish i could sing really well.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. mexican coke
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. asparagus
6) What was the last book you read?
A. house lust
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. capricorn? i'm not sure, but i think someone told me that's what it is.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. ears
9) Worst Habit?
A. tribing when i should be working on other stuff
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. yes
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. sex
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. optomistic
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. sing
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. heh! you don't have time.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. i have never had a manicure.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. yes
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. i'd feed you.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. that you were a cute puppy.
19) Are you monogamous, or non-manogamous?
A. monogamous.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. i'd like to have pointed ears.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. heh, what do you think, sweetie?
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. brown
23) Ever been arrested?
A. no, but i've tried.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. bottle
25) If you won $10,000,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. buy peggy a new car
27) What's your favorite place to hang at, outside of your home?
A. someone else's home
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.*cue spooky music*
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. sleep
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. *%$# no, why do you ask, you##@$$%%^ & **6554632€!!
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. people who swear.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. warm
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. nope
35) Do you believe in God or a higher power?
A. yep
36.) Do you like to be touched?
A. depends
37.) What is your top trouble spot for bodily aches and pains?
A. back
38.) What do you like to talk about?
A. myself of course
39.) Describe a great evening or outing.
A. bowling and dinner at the drive in.
40) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? okay.