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I am bigger than a breadbox, I am not bigger than a breadbox.
--Tom Jones, 1956-2008
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Cool: You ain't blind, you just in the damn closet.
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Most days I feel like a 9-year-old with a house payment.
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Plunge boldly into the Beyond, then be free wherever you are.
--Shoitsu
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Kodos (as Clinton): Vote for whomever you wish, either way you're DOOMED!
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BEWARE THE BEARERS OF FALSE GIFTS
and THEIR BROKEN PROMISES
MUCH PAIN BUT STILL TIME
BELIEVE
THERE IS GOOD OUT THERE
WE OPPOSE DECEPTION
conduit CLOSING,

--Crabwood Message
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One day Chuang-tzu and a friend were walking along a riverbank.

"How delightfully the fishes are enjoying themselves in the water!" Chuang-tzu exclaimed.

"You are not a fish," his friend said. "How do you know whether or not the fishes are enjoying themselves?"

"You are not me," Chuang-tzu said. "How do you know that I do not know that the fishes are enjoying themselves?"
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Hal: So, Dewey, I'm thinking our little community needs a school.
Dewey: Don't need it. Everyone's born smart.
Hal: Aww, that's beautiful, son. It's a utopia.
Dewey: And anyone stupid will be ground up for food.
Hal: Oh. A cannibal utopia. Interesting.
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Jack Christian: Hey, did you see this one on the first bike?Livia: She looks like an ad in that magazine you get.
Jack Christian: Whips and Chains?
Livia: No, the other one, Leatherladies.
Jack Christian: Oh, you're right, she does!
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What people expect to happen is always different from what actually happens. From this comes great disappointment; this is the way the world works.

- Sutta Nipata
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"What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it."

"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."
--Salvidor Dali
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Hippie: “You can’t OWN property, man.”
Farnsworth: “I can. But that’s because I’m not a penniless hippie.”
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"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...checkmate!"
-- Zapp Brannigan
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"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."
--Morticia
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We all travel thousands of miles just to watch TV and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?
--Richard, "The Beach"
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How much of your life do you spend looking forward to being somewhere else?
--Matthew Flickstein, "Journey to the Center"
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To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.

Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.

Destruction, hence, like creation, is one of Nature's mandates.

It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure.
--Marquis de Sade
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gnothi seauton
-- precept inscribed in gold letters over the portico of the temple at Delphi.