January 9, 2008
Marä or Mary, if using the parlance of those dirty, English-speaking barbarians, is a really cool chick. She's, like, better than sliced bread. Because she's not sliced up. If she were sliced up, she'd be less cool. In fact, were she sliced up, she'd be dead. And we don't want Marä to be dead.
For one thing, that would be unpleasant for me.
Marä is constantly surprising, amazing, challenging, and intriguing me.
She also tastes like Swizney, which, if you've never tasted it, is a combination of chocolate and cuku clocks.
I loves her to pieces. (again with the sliced thing... this can't be healthy...)
